Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And the last thing we did before she left was go to the Empire State Building.
I mean, you have to admit it, Ted, it was a little weird.
These are fun facts, guys, let's have fun with them.
Scooter only got in the lobby, and the lobby doesn't count.
Everyone thinks you should wait. Right, guys?
- I need a clove. - You smoke now, too?
Speaking of waiting, I signed an abstinence pledge in high school.
Really.
Oh, uh, sorry, Christopher Columbus, guess who actually discovered the New World.
What, you don't believe me?
My high school boyfriend, who I did not have sex with.
Well, as you know, I was 16.
Oh, come on, this is a big deal for me.
It's just things are going so well with Ted I just don't want to complicate it.
No, it doesn't. It doesn't count. End of story.
- Aw, your sister's so cute. - Yeah.
Oh, uh, Neil Armstrong, it actually goes like this:
- Spider! Spider! - I left something in the hallway.
Feels right.
When construction began on March 17, 1930,
I was, uh, six... fourt...
That was amazing.
- Oh, crap. - Exactly!