Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Another year, you're gone. It's better to swallow pride than blood.
I've known Amanda a long time.
Why don't you guys run along? I'll walk. My butt's asleep from sitting.
He really didn't go apeshit?
You can't judge a book by its cover
You must be getting heat from the old man about college.
My grandmother told me when I grow up I'd have big boobs.
Do you know that song?
It wouldn't be the weirdest thing in the world if we turned out to be friends.
Alex Jones • Mark Dice • Carpe Donktum to Brian "Potaot Head" Stelter
Excuse me.
You're right.
You ever seen a girl with a drumstick shoved up her nose?
- I didn't know. - How could you? You're my father.
Mom, what kind of milk is this?
I did use you,
where’s the fucking money keith
- You OK? - Yeah.
- I can't take these. - You have to.
Hi.
No.
What did you buy, a car? Whatever you bought, you're gonna take it back.
The only things I care about in this goddamn life are me and my drums
- You had no right touching the money! - I earned it.
It's gone too far, it's over. OK?
- When are you gonna cut your hair? - I got it cut, Mom.
It was a joke. I was set up. You used me, right?
I just asked her out.
If all you wanted was talk, you could have got that without leaving school.
is not interesting, it's pathetic.
She's a friend of my sister. Her brother was in a bad car accident. She's upset.
Keith?
Trust is the basis of any relationship.
Hey. Where... Don't you have any books?
Yeah, but you can tell how much it'll cost.
- Do I look like the Sahara? - Do I look Italian?
Those are nice earrings.
I get a black and blue mark, you're dead!
You'll be dead before you apply to college.
Look at it. See what he did to me?
Just sit here and act like you like me.
You don't think that. I don't believe for a second you think that.
They're real.
Is it her body or her face?
Are you aware of how close that was? Come on, Mister Sunshine.
I'm petrified. Really.
Do you know any father who'd let his kid do this?
Hey, Watts, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Right?
Really?
I said, why don't you take me outside?
And he told you we live here?
I'd rather not see you and have you think good things about me
Amanda Jones, the date, the party. The whole thing.
I hate watching my friends get everything their hearts desire.
- Why don't you take me outside? - What?
- Bye. - Bye!
- This is for you. - What is it?
- Losing big. - Double nickels, ten the hard way.