Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Look at it. See what he did to me?
She's a friend of my sister. Her brother was in a bad car accident. She's upset.
Do you know that song?
Do you know any father who'd let his kid do this?
I've known Amanda a long time.
Why don't you guys run along? I'll walk. My butt's asleep from sitting.
You ever seen a girl with a drumstick shoved up her nose?
Just sit here and act like you like me.
You can't judge a book by its cover
You don't think that. I don't believe for a second you think that.
- I can't take these. - You have to.
Hey, Watts, nothing ventured, nothing gained. Right?
Trust is the basis of any relationship.
I said, why don't you take me outside?
And he told you we live here?
I'm petrified. Really.
It's gone too far, it's over. OK?
Amanda Jones, the date, the party. The whole thing.
is not interesting, it's pathetic.
where’s the fucking money keith
They're real.
I did use you,
Is it her body or her face?
I hate watching my friends get everything their hearts desire.
Those are nice earrings.
- Bye. - Bye!
Another year, you're gone. It's better to swallow pride than blood.
- Why don't you take me outside? - What?
You must be getting heat from the old man about college.
My grandmother told me when I grow up I'd have big boobs.
No.
Are you aware of how close that was? Come on, Mister Sunshine.
Really?
- Losing big. - Double nickels, ten the hard way.
Excuse me.
I'd rather not see you and have you think good things about me
- This is for you. - What is it?
It was a joke. I was set up. You used me, right?
Alex Jones • Mark Dice • Carpe Donktum to Brian "Potaot Head" Stelter
Hey. Where... Don't you have any books?
Mom, what kind of milk is this?
Yeah, but you can tell how much it'll cost.
If all you wanted was talk, you could have got that without leaving school.
- I didn't know. - How could you? You're my father.
I just asked her out.
You'll be dead before you apply to college.
- You OK? - Yeah.
The only things I care about in this goddamn life are me and my drums
Hi.
Keith?
- Do I look like the Sahara? - Do I look Italian?
You're right.
- When are you gonna cut your hair? - I got it cut, Mom.
What did you buy, a car? Whatever you bought, you're gonna take it back.
I get a black and blue mark, you're dead!
It wouldn't be the weirdest thing in the world if we turned out to be friends.
- You had no right touching the money! - I earned it.
He really didn't go apeshit?