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we can you your rotel, even if it's not hot i can kick it up to a respectable level.
- Thank you. - Break his heart, I'll break your face.
we can all find cause to rejoice. I'm proud of you.
Come on, it's not that easy.
I get it.
Where's the Fucking money you gave your wife!
Mother, the girl is sex.
Do you know how much damage we could do to each other in an hour?
- What? - You made me look really stupid!
Guess what? Amanda brought him.
Don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine. I've done this before.
- Gwat? - A gwat. Punch her apron for me.
Tell him.
It's going back, pal. Every last cent of it's going back.
I could beat the crap out of you. You won't last six seconds.
Imagine what I can do when I get my driver's license back.
I wanted these. I really wanted them.
- Because he didn't go. - Exactly.
No, we were just talking.
I gave into that hatred and I turned on what I believed in.
Stop sneaking around, listening at people's doors.
Keith...
Is she nice?
Get it? See, in the eyes of most people around here, I'm nothing.
Hello.
I don't think it's gonna be necessary.
I think we'd get along much better if we didn't spend so much time together.
- Mom, it's for me. - What time will you be home?
It's still you using me.
She's deceptively innocent, isn't she?
That'll sound false. I want to be true to my instincts.
Throw it out, dice coming out.
Well... Wait.
Bye.
- Keith. - Oh, yeah. Keith.
Hi.
In school?
...great.
It was this morning. Of course.
Well... it is a joke.
It's perfect that we're friends. You know, I'm beginning to think...
Why didn't you tell me?
Because she's beautiful, right? Guys are so sickening.
- You have a beautiful smile. - Thank you, Carol.
When the devil tries to give you less than what
I'm supposed to believe this, right?
Mess w the bull Get the horns
Fine. But we're looking for a business school.
Obviously she gets off on it.
- So where are we going? - Home. Oh...
To the nearest gas station.
You know, that suggests a circulatory problem.
Pardonnez-moi? Pardonnez-moi.
Well...
- Put yourself in my position. - Put yourself in my position.
We're gonna have some fun.
She said she'd meet you here?
You'll have to convince me. I want you to beg.
- Check the oil. - Could you turn off the engine, please?
Keith! Come on.
Oh, thank you. They're not mine. I borrowed them from Shayne.
You're over.
Just remember, anything for a pal, OK?
I can handle it.