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Keith, I'm sorry...
Here's ten for the gas and ten for the look.
- I just saw your girlfriend outside. - Did she say anything to you?
Makes the point, the point is ten.
It's OK.
You're losing it. And when it's lost, all you are is a loser.
I know it's a big stretch, but try it.
Go get your scag and let's roll.
No, don't apologize. You have a lovely smile.
Keith Nelson.
and Amanda's supposed to get me to Hardy's and they're gonna pound me.
Too late.
Where's the fucking money, Brian!? I went to Disney.
- My parents are in Europe. - You're inviting me to your house?
It don't matter, as long as you stand by me.
Lyin Gropey Dems It must be a hen house because all I see is chicken shit !!
That's original. How long you been pulling that one?
I don't play that way. I would love to, but I'm the host here. I have guests.
I'm here to wipe the floor with your ass. You know it and you deserve it.
I think it's hip you paint. It's hip I drum.
Keith's bringing Amanda. We might double.
Do it.
He's a miser?
- Let's go. - All right.
I want to show this girl that I'm as good as anybody else.
- In a way... - In a way?
Hi.
You withdrew the college money, didn't you?
It's a revolting thought, actually.
- Rat bait. Why? - Just curious.
Look, do you want to end this now?
You don't want to make that bet.
It's the most expensive caviar you can buy.
- So what did he want? - He asked me out.
Thanks for coming by. It's getting late.
It's cool. I was just gonna work on it with you, but if you're comfortable...
We'll keep this between you and me.
Don't worry. I'm not gonna touch him. I'll make him cry by looking at him.
Didn't you?
If you don't like the milk, drink the juice.
I've taken a lot of shit over this.
That's it. I'm taking you to Aspen.
I suppose he didn't mention our ancestral estate in Scotland
- They're at seven. - That's great.
- Pardon me. - No problem.
- Well, I'll talk to Amanda, but... - I've talked to her. She's fine with it.
You back off when I say, OK?
Hello.
Yes, you do. It's not funny. You know.
And on the topic of double-breasted parties, congratulations on your coup.
Listen... I've been waiting a long time
- Get inside. Read my lips. Go. - It's not fair.
Is that OK?
You don't know what you're talking about!
What? No. I mean, we just dropped him home.
What did you do to her? Threaten her life?
I didn't have to.
But she runs with the rich and beautiful, which is guilt by association.
Excuse me?
even if it's not hot i can kick it up to a respectable level. ok?
Hardy Jenns and his guys were talking about you.
Co-ed Phys Ed!
I don't think I've had a balanced meal. I'm missing one of the food groups.
It must feel good to have him looking out for you.
Well, I'm going home with Shayne.
- How can I convince you I love you? - Start by leaving me alone. I'm late.
You got some autumn birthday rain, Lu
Co-ed Phys Ed!
I beg your pardon?
We'll stick around, try to crank up this party to a respectable level. OK?
How long have you been a lesbian?
No. Not until we straighten this out.
I'm waiting for Amanda.
Not any more. You'd better give me your phone number after this.
Right this way. Give me five, pal.