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Hello, Canjorie.
It's incredibly nice of you not to make me sit with those guys.
OK. You want me back, I'm back.
Yeah, I do. I've been thinking a lot lately about you and me.
- Where's that? - D Street.
It'll go down as expected. Amanda alone with the guy, we'll nail him.
It's a joke.
Must be a hen house 'cuz I don't see nothin' but chicken shit.
Well, it doesn't mean we can't go in.
- Give me a break. Look at us. - You look tremendous.
Maybe you can do that, but I can't, at least not in cold blood.
Dad, you're going to college?
You know, too much breastage here.
I... I understand. I...
For God's sake, I'm eating
Once a fool, always a fool. Right?
. .
What?
- Thank you. - My pleasure.
What's that mean?
He likes looking at you.
She's trash. You're just a fool! Take him outside and kick the shit out of him.
- You want me to lock up for you? - Please.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
That's not true and you know it.
Hi. Did you come to see my brother?
I'd appreciate it if you'd do me a favor.
What's wrong?
- Bye. - Bye.
Forget about it. It's nothing. It's not important.
Yes, it would.
Wonderful. How far is that, Russia or something?
- You're in a nice mood. - Get out.
Hi.
Do you mind?
Can I ask you a question? Do you know a girl named Amanda Jones?
and obviously in the middle of some emotional shoot-out
- I have to. - You think it's just Hardy?
- Has Keith decided on a school yet? - Well, we're zeroing in on a few.
Those are them.
Let's go.
You're the best Driver's Ed teacher.
- No. - Yeah!
It's a party. It's not the end of the world.
In this box is my future.
What? Y-you think I can't?
- Where would I be without you? - Seeing as I drive you here every day,
If my dinner reeks, I'll put it in the trunk.
...page three?
and eventually you'll look like an albino raisin.
This is a joke?
- Got a coat and tie? - No.
How does it feel to stand under a real Mercedes-Benz?
- What is this? - It's mostly private parties.
I had my parents almost talked into letting me go to Ricky's place...
I just rag on you about your parents and family because I'm jealous.
You're incredibly sweet, Mr Sauner, and I love the way you wear your hair.
You know I will. I'm not stupid.
You volunteered to do this. You said, I'll drive so you can talk. Remember?
than no old man not nagging you about nothing.
and I still don't have it, but I will.
I heard Hardy say it. I heard him myself. It's true.
You could be the first guy in this family
Listen, I'm gonna replace the money.
Absolutely, Pops. Absolutely.
Don't go roaming where you don't belong.
Thanks.
Don't mistake paradise for a pair of long legs.
Amanda. Hello.
- Amanda, Duncan. - Nice to meet you, Amanda.
- So you got to wait around an hour? - If I want to.
You really shouldn't cut classes, even gym class.
- Animal. - Clear out.
Is this a side effect of being massively unliked, or what?
Dad, I just came up to tell Keith that Watts is downstairs waiting for him.