Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm looking for a business programme. He has a head for it.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING GRID, KEITH DAD, THE GRID IS NOT IMPORTANT

- Hi. - Hi. You look different.

I went along with it because I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons

So, when are you beating the shit out of Amanda Jones?

Look, I was hanging with you fungi in a vain effort to cool you out,

Yeah, well, you're stupid. I always knew you were stupid.

I just farted Well excuse you

so you can prove you're a stud by beating him up?

She's Mom. I'm Dad. And you're nuts.

So you want me to go to your house

Because I see nothing but chicken shit...

I don't think anybody thought about me other than I looked good next to him.

And I came to a conclusion that I didn't want to deal with.

I didn't appreciate it.

Paint it any color you want.

I suppose it wouldn't matter if you served out your detention in my office.

You think I live here? I have a personal life, too. How did you swing that one?

Jesus, Keith...

- You want to back out of the date? - No.

- You don't have to do this, you know. - I do.

If I'd gone to college, I wouldn't be selling tires six days a week.

I hate... I hate feeling ashamed.

You shouldn't have to borrow anything. You're too good for that.

You're not listening. I can't get it back.

OK. That'll be absolutely no problem.

There's nothing here that I haven't seen before.

You can't judge a book by its cover

Dad, didn't you have guys at your school that didn't fit in?

- I'll give you five to one. - Five to one? Seven to one.

Nobody can stand being alone.

I'd like to borrow your car.

You're not kidding?

Why are you crying?

pretend I'm her... Amanda.

- Mom! - Tell me!

I hoped. I didn't know.

Hey! Whoa! Don't. That belongs to the slumlord that owns this place.

It's gonna feel good to stand on my own.

You think I used you?

She doesn't love you. It's a joke. It's all a joke.

OK, regardless, the longer you wait to kill it, the worse it's gonna be.

Confused. But I know it's just an act. Do you know how I know?

You got your first year's money.

The way this girl and her big-money, cruel-heart society spit on everyone

I don't know, Duncan. I asked her out. She said yes. It worked.

- I will. Thank you. I appreciate it. - You're welcome.

Call me any time you have a question.

- How you doing? - All right.

- Thanks again, Duncan. - No problem. You guys go along.

Where are you going?

You said I'm the trash. I got him into this. Why don't you deal with me?

Don't you ever eat at home?

I have to come back here when I can spend more time.

You want to abuse yourself, go ahead.

- I hate Mexico. I like the Virgin Islands. - Hi.

Did you get your eight essential vitamins today?

Amanda, may I see you for a minute, please?