Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She doesn't love you. It's a joke. It's all a joke.

Did you get your eight essential vitamins today?

You can't judge a book by its cover

WHERE'S THE FUCKING GRID, KEITH DAD, THE GRID IS NOT IMPORTANT

- You want to back out of the date? - No.

- You don't have to do this, you know. - I do.

She's Mom. I'm Dad. And you're nuts.

- Thanks again, Duncan. - No problem. You guys go along.

Confused. But I know it's just an act. Do you know how I know?

So, when are you beating the shit out of Amanda Jones?

- I will. Thank you. I appreciate it. - You're welcome.

You got your first year's money.

You think I live here? I have a personal life, too. How did you swing that one?

OK, regardless, the longer you wait to kill it, the worse it's gonna be.

I don't think anybody thought about me other than I looked good next to him.

You said I'm the trash. I got him into this. Why don't you deal with me?

I have to come back here when I can spend more time.

You think I used you?

Look, I was hanging with you fungi in a vain effort to cool you out,

Jesus, Keith...

Yeah, well, you're stupid. I always knew you were stupid.

Where are you going?

pretend I'm her... Amanda.

You want to abuse yourself, go ahead.

- I hate Mexico. I like the Virgin Islands. - Hi.

I went along with it because I'd rather be with someone for the wrong reasons

I hate... I hate feeling ashamed.

The way this girl and her big-money, cruel-heart society spit on everyone

- How you doing? - All right.

so you can prove you're a stud by beating him up?

I didn't appreciate it.

I hoped. I didn't know.

Paint it any color you want.

I suppose it wouldn't matter if you served out your detention in my office.

I just farted Well excuse you

Call me any time you have a question.

I'd like to borrow your car.

OK. That'll be absolutely no problem.

If I'd gone to college, I wouldn't be selling tires six days a week.

You shouldn't have to borrow anything. You're too good for that.

- I'll give you five to one. - Five to one? Seven to one.

Dad, didn't you have guys at your school that didn't fit in?

Why are you crying?

It's gonna feel good to stand on my own.

There's nothing here that I haven't seen before.

Hey! Whoa! Don't. That belongs to the slumlord that owns this place.

You're not kidding?

Nobody can stand being alone.

I'm looking for a business programme. He has a head for it.

Amanda, may I see you for a minute, please?

Because I see nothing but chicken shit...

So you want me to go to your house

- Mom! - Tell me!

- Hi. - Hi. You look different.

You're not listening. I can't get it back.

Don't you ever eat at home?

And I came to a conclusion that I didn't want to deal with.

I don't know, Duncan. I asked her out. She said yes. It worked.