Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Keith! Keith, is that you?

We have all night.

Wait. Watts... Watts!

Get lost, Hardy.

- He wants to beat the crap out of you. - It's for real.

You've hoarded that cash for years. How bad will your dad ream you?

- At least I have friends. - Are you sure?

- Those? - Yeah. Those.

- Well, I'll... I'll pull around. - OK.

Could I go to the nurse?

It's not gonna work any more, Hardy.

I had a better idea.

God, you hypocrite.

On Saturday, I'd like you to swing by my place. I'm having a party.

Well, I'm one of those guys.

A: You're too shy and closed up to even approach her,

Ease up, Dad. Any fool can get into college.

- Where did you hear that? - Give me a little credit.

That's very cute. I have to remember that.

Those aren't mine.

What right does she have to break into my room? And I did not rough her up.

Yeah. I hope so.

By the way, congratulations, dude. She's smokin'!

I'm not even gonna touch him I'm just gonna make him cry just by lookin at him

Yeah. I gotta do that.

I'd put more fiber into my diet and spend less time on the phone.

It must be a hen house because 'cuz I don't see nothin' but chicken shit.

Here? On a school night? Did I miss something? Is there a new world order?

See, they jumped me. Why don't you nail them? I didn't do anything.

Hello. We've been waiting for you a long time, my pop and I. Come in.

- Stop calling me Clifford. - No problem.

Excuse me a minute.

True, I invited him. Not to beat him up, to show you what a good loser I am.

I don't know. It's everything.

There's only one way you use someone. You either do or you don't.

- You look nervous. - No, I'm fine.

He'll have lots of chances. I won't hide.

I know how you feel.

It's around the corner... under the bridge from my house.

I want to give you this.

It's ten after. Miss Albright's gonna kill us.

There's Amanda.

Aspen's OK, but there isn't much to do at night.

Are you being straight with me?

Yeah. Laura heard Hardy talking about it,

Hey, Keith, what about these colleges? I expect an answer.

What are you talking about?

Don't worry. You're young.

- Can we go? - Eventually, if you stay cool.

Maybe I'll stop by after school one day this week.

- You're lying. - Really?

Then I guess I'm just gonna have to kiss her.

I'm not thrilled, either, so why don't you just stop giving me attitude?

If you're gonna bug me and make me feel bad, can you do it later?

Now we're ready to party. What a beautiful woman. She is dying for you.

I think it's safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact.

Mess with the bull, you get the horns!