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Isn't it?
I come here and what anybody says about me doesn't matter.
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- No, not on me. I forgot 'em. - You never study.
- I didn't have the guts to tell you. - You're only 18.
Hello, Canjorie.
- This is cute. - I want to talk to you.
You didn't use him to get away from Hardy?
No!
Ray, this is 1987. Did you know that a girl can be whatever she wants to be?
Too precious... ...for vinyl
Do you see any reason why I should play games?
That's my house, on the left.
Why?
- Did he go apeshit? - No.
I wouldn't have asked you out if I didn't want to go.
Only a precious few may say the same about Amanda Jones.
You won't be able to measure with existing technology.
It felt weird being the only girl.
Stay out of his room.
If this is how you repay a favor, I'm not rich enough.
Could I ask you a question about number five on...
11 11
Look, I'm perfectly willing to forget this.
Drop it.
You're going out with low life to hurt me. It's working. It hurts.
That's enough!
I'll see you tonight.
The same as standing under a Ford. Why? You get off on it?
Watts!
How could you blow all that money?
All right. Let's cut the bullshit.
After art school, what's he qualified for?
Do you always bring an extra girl?
It must be a drag to be a slave to the male sex drive.
Hey. Got some great news today, pal.
Dad, listen. I'm going out with a girl tonight.
I've said my piece.
Yeah.
- Thanks. - She has plenty of battle scars.
but all I am getting is breeze, so c'est la vie.
My 2nd grade haircut
No, I got it. Sorry I wasn't more on the ball. I was comatose.
The minute you stop thinking there's someone out there for you, it's over.
- Are you ready? - Yeah, I'm standing in an open door.
Amanda Jones, right this way, please.
- Did you have a good time? - Yeah.
Consider yourself reported. Get out.
I feel so terrible for what I've been doing.
Well, how do they look?
Well, you won't have to deal with it any more.
- About... - Not about art.
How can you be so beautiful and so insecure at the same time?
- I brought you something to eat. - A gift? For me?
Look, I am not playing. Just get out of here.
- Leave it alone. - I can't.
There's a good reason. You've just got to trust me.
Shayne, this is Keith.
I... I don't like to eat alone.
I want to know what's wrong. Are you in trouble?
I'd like to give Amanda a ride home.
- Come on. - I'm sorry.
Alex Jones & Mark Dice to Brian "Potato Head" Stelter
You just got detention, mister.
- What about her? - What do you think of her?
You got... You got a minute?
Your parents let you go clubbing on school nights?
Maybe she doesn't like you as much as you think.
For God's sakes, I'm eating!