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- Thanks. - She has plenty of battle scars.
That's my house, on the left.
How can you be so beautiful and so insecure at the same time?
I come here and what anybody says about me doesn't matter.
After art school, what's he qualified for?
The minute you stop thinking there's someone out there for you, it's over.
I'll see you tonight.
I'd like to give Amanda a ride home.
Only a precious few may say the same about Amanda Jones.
Watts!
No, I got it. Sorry I wasn't more on the ball. I was comatose.
You didn't use him to get away from Hardy?
Drop it.
All right. Let's cut the bullshit.
Your parents let you go clubbing on school nights?
It must be a drag to be a slave to the male sex drive.
SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS PUSSY SEMEN CUM PENIS COCK ASSHOLE TITIES BOOBS JUNK NIGGER PUSSY ASSHOLE ASSHOLES AND DICKS FUCK ME SHIT FAGGOT NIGGER!!!!!
If this is how you repay a favor, I'm not rich enough.
- What about her? - What do you think of her?
How could you blow all that money?
Hey. Got some great news today, pal.
Well, how do they look?
I've said my piece.
You won't be able to measure with existing technology.
Maybe she doesn't like you as much as you think.
That's enough!
Hello, Canjorie.
Too precious... ...for vinyl
- I brought you something to eat. - A gift? For me?
You just got detention, mister.
My 2nd grade haircut
Look, I am not playing. Just get out of here.
- Did you have a good time? - Yeah.
Alex Jones & Mark Dice to Brian "Potato Head" Stelter
Consider yourself reported. Get out.
Amanda Jones, right this way, please.
11 11
Do you see any reason why I should play games?
Isn't it?
You're going out with low life to hurt me. It's working. It hurts.
Yeah.
- About... - Not about art.
- No, not on me. I forgot 'em. - You never study.
- Leave it alone. - I can't.
Stay out of his room.
Do you always bring an extra girl?
but all I am getting is breeze, so c'est la vie.
Could I ask you a question about number five on...
I wouldn't have asked you out if I didn't want to go.
Dad, listen. I'm going out with a girl tonight.
The same as standing under a Ford. Why? You get off on it?
- Did he go apeshit? - No.
- Are you ready? - Yeah, I'm standing in an open door.
No!
- I didn't have the guts to tell you. - You're only 18.
I want to know what's wrong. Are you in trouble?
Well, you won't have to deal with it any more.
- This is cute. - I want to talk to you.
I... I don't like to eat alone.
Look, I'm perfectly willing to forget this.
For God's sakes, I'm eating!
Ray, this is 1987. Did you know that a girl can be whatever she wants to be?
I feel so terrible for what I've been doing.
You got... You got a minute?
- Come on. - I'm sorry.
Shayne, this is Keith.
Why?
It felt weird being the only girl.
There's a good reason. You've just got to trust me.