Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Welcome to the first rehearsal
When I was happy just to be a schmo in the chorus.
Gimme the knob. No.
Adult adam: As much as my dad hated the sweet stink of borscht...
Now the question is, what's our show?
You took something I love.
He's part of a funeral!
Adult adam: Traffic even came before his favorite thing in the world...
(sighs)
To the next game.
And now please welcome
Get...
Man: And that's the replay of the greatest goal in hockey history.
So what? It's cold as hell in here.
He officially realized how much he missed barry.
Forever. (television clicks)
And I'm so sad 'cause I'm not good enough!
We'll be stuck in the parking lot for six hours!
He's wrong. Goalies can't score.
It's hockey season!
Say the words. No.
Adult adam: It was December 8th, 1980-something...
Where a young, budding performer can walk the boards
It's a turd on wheels.
Boom! Just saved his life!
Not the dreaded second page!
What are you, sally field?
That's how you sound. (exclaims)
Adult adam: Who was I to argue with beverly goldberg?
In the whole world, who deserves to be the star.
There's 10 minutes left! It's a tie game. We got to stay!
Let's see it!
Trains. Trains.
The flyers-rangers game? No way!
Son of a... (screaming)
Adult adam: And it felt great.