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Whenever you need an answer for something...
- Man! - Jackass!
You did!
Yeah, this one time, I rented me a pressure washer, start this business...
There ain't none now. He's gassy, boy. Don't say nothing about him farting?
Who you talking to? Wait, move over, let me see.
Fight!
- Don't worry, I know where he lives. - Yeah, okay.
This one time, I ate boiled peanuts. Like a whole lot of them.
- I think you're ready. - You son of a...
Maybe I'll wear a sticker around my chest since you're so hung up on labels.
Then he got all mad.
I ski sometimes in Vail. I'm allowed to. Okay? We have a house there.
If there is a God, then why is there so much suffering in the world?
I'm here for some practical joke... Job interviews.
I can't believe that he's the all-knowing being of the universe.