Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You have any phone books?
Why don't you sit down over there and let me tell you a story.
But I will leave you this flaming bag.
Then I had an idea for a dream vacation. I mean, I had the spread, okay?
I've all the wisdom in the universe. I won't sit here for eternity...
- Well, why... - And no keys.
- Take a picture. It'll last longer. - What kind of response is that?
- Your yard. Check it out. - What's up?
The oldest freaking gag in the book!
- See you later, suckers! - Come back here and say that!
Come out, fat man! Come out and witness your demise!
you should put it in your mouth.
- Look at that. He done TP'ed Carl's house. - I better go talk to him.
He said it! I was here!
No. I got nothing to say to you.
- Those are gone? - There were six this morning.
but then I was told, "You've got to have a license. "