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Kind of sucks though.
who's a pilot that's been taken captive by a militant Islamic country.
- Look out for this one, she's a bit of a card. - Okay, here's one for you.
And that's the worst part. I can't afford the rent.
Sounds like you need a roommate.
What the hell is this? I am not cleaning this up.
- What are you doing here? - Jillian, look, I made a huge mistake.
Well, Peter, if you want, you can have my ticket.
and you'll get the gist of what I'm talking about.
Wow, you're smart.
who never take them off are hot, you know?
You shot my Homie! I'm calling the police!
- Piss off, you perverted old freak! - Oh, we got a fighter.
You broke my heart.
This one. Didn't I warn you, right? Right?
- Damn it. - I'm sorry, Brian.
Because you wanted me to move in so badly,
Big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?
She's hired, she's hired! What do you think of it?
And then he got Parkinson's. Yikes.
I don't know how to tell you this, but you're too late. I met someone else.
and then it's off to the haberdasher.
and she's devoted a lot of time and energy to this relationship
I'm going to pee in my pants!
Are you, like, a bitch or something?
He... He just gets really lonely without me at home.
- Hey, Chris. - Hey, Meg.
That's one of the sequels!
- You like that? - Yeah, it's rad.