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- You like that? - Yeah, it's rad.
and she's devoted a lot of time and energy to this relationship
- What are you doing here? - Jillian, look, I made a huge mistake.
Well, Peter, if you want, you can have my ticket.
He... He just gets really lonely without me at home.
She's hired, she's hired! What do you think of it?
Because you wanted me to move in so badly,
and you'll get the gist of what I'm talking about.
and then it's off to the haberdasher.
What the hell is this? I am not cleaning this up.
You shot my Homie! I'm calling the police!
who's a pilot that's been taken captive by a militant Islamic country.
- Damn it. - I'm sorry, Brian.
That's one of the sequels!
This one. Didn't I warn you, right? Right?
And then he got Parkinson's. Yikes.
- Piss off, you perverted old freak! - Oh, we got a fighter.
- Look out for this one, she's a bit of a card. - Okay, here's one for you.
You broke my heart.
Kind of sucks though.
I don't know how to tell you this, but you're too late. I met someone else.
who never take them off are hot, you know?
And that's the worst part. I can't afford the rent.
Wow, you're smart.
- Hey, Chris. - Hey, Meg.
I'm going to pee in my pants!
Are you, like, a bitch or something?
Sounds like you need a roommate.
Big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?