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so she could die.
Yeah. Absolutely.
I gave him a six foot cord so he can't chase us
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Hey, Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?
JAN: I understand how you feel, Michael, I really do.
Nope.
who referred me to the vending machine company,
I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone
If you want to cry, that's okay.
No. That thing is dead.
What are you doing?
He was almost 70. Circle of life.
Okay, great. I think that's enough. Can I get back to work now?
That is the last thing that they would want, is a day off.
Damn it.
Okay. Great.
Michael, get him away from your head! He is covered in germs and bacteria!
Hey, Ryan,
Grab a broom, you heard me. Mush!
All right.
somebody else is hitting my soul
You're not a veterinarian! You don't know anything!
Well, we are talking about how to properly honor
in the toilet and it never came back, so we had a funeral for it.
Just thought you might want a break from the grief counseling session.
You might think, "Not much, it's just a bird." But we do know some things.
If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice.