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That's where you're wrong.
You know what? This bird is dead. He died alone.
He was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeests,
Well, we are talking about how to properly honor a man who gave his life as regional manager of this company, Jan.
And I'm crying, and nobody can hear me
Well, you still aren't driving so fast, are you?
And then we checked the fax machine. Yeah, nothing there.
they discovered that I had resorbed the poop
Nope.
What did I say?
No, that's not...
but I did and now I can't stop picturing it.
Wow.
And so, me and my best friend, we had to pretend
Could have his arms move.
All right, I'll be right back.
Life-size.
Resorbed
Don't mind if I do.
Oh.
Great.
OUT OF THE BLUE
You don't know anything!
Did I wake up this morning thinking I’d be throwing together a cat funeral?
show off
No, of course you didn't. You're not a veterinarian!
Oh, no, thanks. I'm good.
now that I know what hold he had me in.
You made this? Wow.
I'd also like to say a few words if that's okay.