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(KEYS JINGLING)
(ILANA LAUGHING)
- You fucking freak! - Oh, you did, did you? Okay.
Thank you, 'cause I am so freaking excited.
Ugh, gross.
Healthy-Iooking hookers.
- Okay. - (CLEARS THROAT)
No, l-I just want this over.
(GASPS)
and I got a memento
I mean, I rode a horse.
Insane, he probably doesn't even let her on the Internet
I forgot our friendiversary.
Oh, my God, yes.
I feel like his feet would be super scary.
ABBl: Yep. Genius. ILANA: Genius.
Who did this?
You regenerate me.
- God, fuck no! - Don't!
Okay, so now, gifts.
ILANA: Wow.
(SIGHING) I did research,
We were gonna take matters into our own hands.
Holy shit!
It looks gorgeous.
And all along, his blood is just boiling that she's so much hotter than he is.
It looked beautiful on you tonight, so fuck me.
I'd... I'd want to see the original feet, sure.
And honestly, it's a real design flaw, you know, how heavy they make the head.
"We've pissed our pants so many a time,