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It's not for her. He's started dating again.
Wait a minute.
Uh-huh. Well, how did it go?
How's the fire?
about taking up arms against the government?
Carry on.
I'm sorry to bug you, dude,
Well, I think our collective bravery
That's Mr. James' fiancée-to-be.
and I'm sorry.
if you want to go out on a lunch date,
Wait a minute.
that dumb girl with the big boobs
Cathy, uh, let me ask you a question.
Well, I guess that makes sense.
He's cheating on Lisa!
Beth.
Yeah.
This fire is much more serious than I've let on.
You're not going to fire me?
for the way I've been behaving today,
Hey, does anybody want to go down to the third floor
Yeah.
You ignoring Dave, him whining about it.
Really?
I'm kind of-- Kind of tied up today.
No, no, no. Everything's fine.
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
We just have to notify the staff,
Uh... Why?
Fire's out.
Yeah, you're living in a dream world, Dave.
Ooh. I should've peed before the fire.
[ALARM RINGS]
You know,
to see that I am paying attention--
I just want to say, everything's fine.
Also, uh, I'm the unabomber.
who blew up the antenna relays.
Well, why don't you ask him?
[♪]
Hey, Dave, you ever--
engineered by unnamed, unseen forces,
Would you guys rather hear this later?
Well, no, he just said--