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[ Shouting, Laughing ]
(Liberal party) we will dig our way out
[ Beeping ]
See, it's a miniature version of the A-bomb.
- And our portable TV. - D'oh!
Me! That's who.
And of course, I'm happy to return all of your treasured possessions.
[ Snoring ]
Wait! Where are you going? Come back. I'll tell you.
Stop it! It's a form of abuse!
I starting to look like Pillsbury dough boy.
How is GP Bullhound going to dig themselves out of this mess?
[ Woman ] Come on. Pull it out.
When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
If a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way--
We are insured, aren't we, Mom?
Hmm, sorry, Dad. You're too old to go back to the workplace. Hmm, sorry, Dad. You're too old to go back to the workplace.
Well Mr Car Robber
Hmm, sorry, Dad. You're too old to go to daycares, preschools, kindergartens, private schools, military schools, grade schools, elementary schools, middle schools and high schools.
-[ Engine Rattles ] - Hmm? [ Angry Grunt ]
It's buried right here in Springfield, under a big ''T.''
[ Tires Screeching ]
## [ Low Note ]
- Sears. - Get him!
- I got one. - Too late!
(SINGING) The Simpsons
- How's that? - He's a burglar.
I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?
Oh, my. I had no idea how much this town loved that zirconia.
You know, Lisa, music helps Daddy think.
I caught the cat burglar.! I caught the cat burglar.!
Aw, Dad, I could kiss ya!