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[ Shouting, Laughing ]
Well Mr Car Robber
(SINGING) The Simpsons
Oh, my. I had no idea how much this town loved that zirconia.
- How's that? - He's a burglar.
(Liberal party) we will dig our way out
- And our portable TV. - D'oh!
If a group of responsible adults can't handle firearms in a responsible way--
[ Tires Screeching ]
Aw, Dad, I could kiss ya!
When cat burglaries start, can mass murders be far behind?
[ Snoring ]
- Sears. - Get him!
Hmm, sorry, Dad. You're too old to go back to the workplace. Hmm, sorry, Dad. You're too old to go back to the workplace.
[ Beeping ]
Me! That's who.
I starting to look like Pillsbury dough boy.
How is GP Bullhound going to dig themselves out of this mess?
We are insured, aren't we, Mom?
And of course, I'm happy to return all of your treasured possessions.
## [ Low Note ]
-[ Engine Rattles ] - Hmm? [ Angry Grunt ]
Hmm, sorry, Dad. You're too old to go to daycares, preschools, kindergartens, private schools, military schools, grade schools, elementary schools, middle schools and high schools.
[ Woman ] Come on. Pull it out.
I caught the cat burglar.! I caught the cat burglar.!
Wait! Where are you going? Come back. I'll tell you.
- I got one. - Too late!
You know, Lisa, music helps Daddy think.
Stop it! It's a form of abuse!
It's buried right here in Springfield, under a big ''T.''
I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?
See, it's a miniature version of the A-bomb.