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Well, yes, I do, but they're all heirlooms too.
Malloy's old, and he outsmarted the lot of you.
Take that, Maynard G. Krebs!
''You have just been robbed by the Springfield Cat Burglar.''
I'm blind. Oh, well. Easy come, easy go.
[ Thinking ] Mental note: The girl knows too much.
but he very well could be.
It's not just ''a megaphone,'' Dad. It's a Rapmaster 2000.
That saxophone was my one creative outlet.
[ Sniffs ] Ooh!
You folks got robbed too?
Kiss me right here. It's the only part that still has feeling.
I know who the cat burglar is.
Oh, Lisa, stop pining for your saxophone. I got you another instrument.
[liberal party] I KNOW! We will dig our way out!
Before, I was too old and no one wanted my help.
[ Sighs ] You take Highway 201 south for 1 5 minutes.
And there she is, the world's largest cubic zirconia.
- Move along there. - [ Gasps ] It's Hammer!
- Aren't they? Aren't they? Huh? - [ Giggling ]
Hey, I thought I had more stuff than this.
Well, as you can see, when the burglar trips the alarm...
- [ Man ] Let's go.! - [ Angry Shouting ]
- [ Gunshot ] - Me again.
I sincerely regret any inconvenience I may have caused...
Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge...
[ Mayor Quimby ] Mmm. I guess we're not going to find anything.
[ All Chanting ] Homer! Homer! Homer!
Homer! That's our stage manager!
- [ Yells ] - [ Whimpers ]
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There's just one little problem--