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-Hello. Uh, more drunk, please. -[woman] Here you go.
I think I get the picture. So you think you can do better.
We worked at a cannery together in Alaska.
Hey.
Who the hell is that?
I'm... We just ran into each other on the street.
Look, you promise you're not gonna flip out?
I prefer casual acquaintances over closer relations
♪ And I can't sleep alone at night ♪
One day, she shattered them.
and then my mother, 'cause she's a fucking piece of work,
Fuck you for going through my shit. Fuck you for touching these.
Fuck you for being a fuck face. Get the fuck out.
Why-- Why am I the only one who's being interrogated?
Alan, I have seen some shit.
There you go.
W-- Wait, how?
What is happening, man? Why are they disappearing?
["You Know What I Mean" playing]
You starting a cleaning supply company?
Look, if I smoke outside, then I could die.
Honestly, all I remember is suddenly being in my bathroom
And I have to relive the worst night of my life.
-Your mom, she-- she sounds-- -[Nadia] Great.
-Thanks, Ferran. -[Ferran] Yeah, have a good night.
you're not gonna surprise me, I promise.
[exhales]
but I feel like fucking Rocky right now.
Mm-mm.
All right, but you're gonna fuck me anyway.