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You said it. Not me.
Janet: Chrissy, would you get that? I got to find my glasses.
- Dressed like that? - She gets more donations that way.
- Helen, I’m in bad shape. - Stanley, do me a favor.
(doorbell rings)
♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪
I'll put you to bed and tuck you in
- What? - What?
Hey, Larry! I'm glad to see you. I've got something to tell you.
He's in the kitchen. I'll go ask him.
I mean that I’m too sick to have people looking after me.
I'm sorry, I can't make our date tonight, sweetheart.
No, Jack, you don't have a date with Samantha Evans.
Larry, you're the best friend I ever had!
- Ow! - She's a friend.
Stanley says it's walking pneumonia!
Douglas
I never was sick.
Get closer. That's it. A little closer, Janet.
I got myself a date with Samantha Evans!
- God bless you... - Thank you.
That's perfect. Now we stay this way.
Good for you.
How can I think about having a good time when I want to go to bed?
♪ WE'VE A LOVABLE SPACE THAT NEEDS YOUR FACE ♪
How's my little teddy bear tonight?
- I hope you told him off! - I certainly will.
Nurse! She's my nurse. Thank you very much
And we go out and have fun,
- And dancing. - Dancing? You?
Coming!
Oh, Larry, when I think of those lips and those great long legs.