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And you.
Good morning, girls! Isn't it a beautiful day?
I'd be happy to pinch it for you.
You said you weren't going to do that.
Well, it seems there was some sort of misunderstanding.
♪ COME AND DANCE ON OUR FLOOR ♪
♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO ♪
No, you weren't wrong.
What do you say? You want to hit a movie later?
Oh no, Samantha, no.
Oh Jack. Listen, I told my boss
If I wasn't sick?
You either put on these pants
In a real, meaningful, one-to-one relationship.
Not that I didn't want you to,
- Don't touch me! - Sorry, I won't.
And then he asks me to wear the short shorts I wore to the office picnic.
- You said you had a terrible cold. - Excuse me.
Well, I’ll wait.
- What? - I thought sure he'd be in bed.
Get me some aspirin and a thermometer, please.
Okay, she wasn't an Avon lady.
Okay, I was lying in bed, and this thing came through my window...
But then I found out there was more satisfaction
(Nasal voice) Oh, my cold?
- Larry, I got things to do. - Don't let me bother you.
♪ THREE'S COMPANY TOO. ♪
Of course not. I'm cold, I got the chills.
(Hums)
No, wait! Yes, I lied, I lied!