Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(doorbell rings)
Anything.
I... I had to break a date. I'm sick.
Oh that's so sweet. (Normal voice) You're gonna what?
Trust me. I'll just lie down and take it quietly.
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Shoulders.
You're just like all the rest, only worse!
He lied about having a cold.
Oh well... what the hell?
Hi, Jack, what do you say we...
Stop pretending you have a cold.
- No, not this time. This time I’m really... - Oh Jack, come off it.
- For how long? - All night.
- "You'd be better off soaking your head." - (Both blow raspberries)
- Jack, Roper happens... - And you should see those...
Where would you be taking me tonight?
You were going to tuck me in. Samantha, listen...
He's perfectly healthy.
(Laughs) you know, I used to be that way.
Jack, I want the truth.
I never had a cold.
- Where do I start? - Start with your cold.
Look, I’ve got to soak my feet.
Yeah, Mrs. Roper told us all about your terrible cold.
Who chased anything in skirts.
That girl was Janet’s sister. She wanted to borrow a bible and I...
Oh, but that's so expensive!
- No, I’m fine. - I made up my mind. I'm going to stay.
Anyway, Samantha’s looking for an honest guy.