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we should probably take off. I could--
It's nothing-- Hey, look, Larry.
- I'm gonna do one. - Thank you.
I'm old. Come on.
You won't believe this, but I have been having
What do you mean he lost it?
-Shanah tovah. - Shanah tovah.
She can get it done. She can get it done, yeah.
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Sure. - All right.
- Take him to the club with me? - SUSIE: Yeah. Come on.
- They're the big ones. - Okay.
What happens to the cow, to the calf?
Every minute is precious to me now.
Stay strong, man.
- They'd love that speech. - I know.
(APPLAUSE)
- Okay, that's bullshit. - It's lost.
Do you like Pirate Booty?
What would he gain from it?
- I was scurrying? - Yeah. What are you up to?
- Wow, that's great. - Yeah. It's very exciting.
(SIGHS) I'll do it.
Do you not have any kind of feeling of spirituality...
And of course, he roped me into going to temple.
- Yeah. It's not mine. It's-- - Well, let's hope.
(SNICKERS) I'm not a monster.
I'm in a lot of trouble now because of you.
Cheers! Yeah, cheers.
We had a fabulous square dance.
someone that we both know...
How can I help ya?
- Freedom of speech... - Sure.
Here we go.
What's your cow's name?
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
It's really none of my business, man, it's...
- For what? - Taking the rabbi to golf.
And I'll regret every second I spend there.
- Don't you fucking do it. - Fuck you.
Jessie's the worst name for a cow I've ever heard.
- One? - LARRY: Yeah.
- SUSIE: Yeah! - Yeah. It's a banner
- Ah, thank you very much. - Huh?
WOODY: And what about the calf? What's the calf's name?
- Right! - Why wouldn't you like it?
- Yeah, sure. - He's a big golfer.
You'd be doing me a big favor, come on.
What you're doing is what they're doing.
I don't think you were going to pick it up.
You think I wouldn't do it for you?
CROWD: You will not replace us! You will not replace us!
I would love to. What do you say?
-(LAUGHS) Thank you. - Hello.
Is that cream, like cow cream?
- I just adore her. - Could I meet Jessie?
Like a fucking raccoon.
- Yeah. - Okay. One.
Well, let's just say he's a unique individual.
Shana Tovah
she dropped a Pirate's Booty on the floor.