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that's going on in Westwood this week?
You can't believe the stuff that she can sew.
- I spill, I clean. - So if it's your responsibility,
The blowing of the shofar symbolizes many things.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Oh, would I? - He's cool, he's hip,
SUSIE GREENE: Got some more fabric.
We don't know any cows. What's the matter with you?
- and then walk off. - It's just a grape.
They're supposed to give it back to you.
I've tried 50 times, I've never ever been able
I had an accident at the, uh, optometrist.
-(LAUGHS) - LARRY: We were joking.
so you can maybe read it later.
- You just hang tight. - LARRY: One, definitely.
-(BLOWS SHOFAR HOARSELY) - FREDDY: Blow that thing.
Oh, you were going to pick it up?
No. Jessie, you know a young lady who skateboards.
I don't stay with the first instinct.
- Definitely one. - All right. Let's go to three and four, huh.
because I don't want it in my store,
- Dude, what are you doing man? - Sorry. I'm so sorry. So sorry.
- What about Bessie? - Okay. Bessie sounds made up.
That's not gonna solve anything. That's not gonna solve anything.
- Charming. Really attractive. - Yeah, thank you.
Okay. I fucking lied, okay?
It's life on the ranch.
♪ (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Oh, yeah. You got the rally. - Yeah. I got the rally today.
It's a-- It's a disgrace.
He asked me what the name was, and I said Jessie.
That was an incredible work of art.
- Yes, it is. - This is incredible.
- So what? - What do you mean "So what"?
Didn't care then, don't care now.
I'm picturing you square dancing.
-(LAUGHS) - Huh, you like that?
That's a real shame.
'Cause I can't get one and two out of my head.
Look at Joe's robe, where do I get one of those?"
Fucking Hollywood leftist bullshit is what you are.
- I fucking trusted you. - Yeah.
What the fuck was that?
- Mary Ferguson? - Yes.
Mary. I'm Mary.
HEIDI: Okay, Larry. One last time.
Thank you all for coming.
- Not that hard. - LARRY: By the way,
Maybe she got it later. She could've been embarrassed.
Black people, white people, I don't care.
- Eh! - One more time? One?
They dilated my pupils.
Huh! How was the eye doctor? You see Heidi?
I wasn't sure you were gonna make it.
What are they doing? Yeah.
I'm not seeing well out of the lenses, you know.
I mean, it's amazing.
What the fuck are you doing, man?