Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And that should've been in the constitution.
up off the floor, and it's been bothering me.
(LARRY GROANS)
Yeah, a Ku Klux Klansman.
You know, I'm not one for pop-ins, you know.
Just throw it in the bin.
Come on, I'm a man of my word. Are you kidding?
Ah, you're fucked. You gotta find a cow.
- Okay. - Yes.
Anyway, I hope I'm not disturbing you.
- She's my baby. - Oh, yeah.
Hey. Oh, you know what? I'm so glad you're here.
I'd say that comes out to be a pretty fair trade.
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- ATTENDEE: Stay strong! - Stay strong, brother.
LARRY: I can't go there, I'll suffocate.
- in two days. - You promise?
Didn't pick it up.
This is where we should've started.
Larry, get down here!
I'd like you to meet my friend, Woody.
just flew by.
SUSIE: Rabbi Freedman.
Let's show them that we're different.
by tomorrow, he's got big rallies coming up
Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get that cleaned.
- He's a great guy, Larry. - That's a four-hour favor.
- Can we do the exchange so... - Uh, yeah, yes.
cream-shame you now, but I underestimated you.
By the way, super great way of handling this.
You can't eat watermelon in front of me? That's so crazy.
I like watermelon.
Joe can rustle you up a bunch if you want, to take home.
I gotta put the frickin' watermelon in a little napkin
Anyway, I was thinking maybe you could sew
And you know what? You know what?
Sense of humor, just like you said.
If I was starting your organization,
Yeah, you heard me, gefilte fish.
He’s a decent Klansman… But still a Klansman
Okay. What's wrong? What? What's going on?
Uh, you know what? I don't have any change.
- It's kaftan-ish, yeah. - Uh-huh.
Nothing personal.
Who gets the tie?
I'm screwed for today.
- You find everything okay? - Yes, we did, yeah.
In the Torah, it is said the blowing of the shofar
I can't afford to go get another one of these.
- No, no! - Yes!
WOODY: And yet we go into nature and we pillage and we ransack.
- you were eating-- - Larry David,
How are you gonna fix this, Larry?
- Oh, hi, Lar. - LARRY DAVID: Oh, hey.
I love gefilte fish.
Is that what you think? Oh, no!
- RALLY ATTENDEE: Hurrah! - Hurrah!
- What? That's just ridiculous. - I just can't fucking do it.
You had a confrontation with the hate group?
Maybe you could bring it up with her.
And, um, is there any way I could get this robe, uh,
That's three, Larry.
You're not supposed to drive after that.
♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
They sacked our rabbi six times last season.
Go ahead.
Teddy was right about you, Larry.
- Never again. - I know, I know.
I never heard of that.
-(BLOWS SHOFAR) - Shut the fuck up, Larry.
- Larry! -(THUMPING ON DOOR)
(BLOWS SHOFAR)
- Yeah. Sure. - I really appreciate it.
- No, it's disgusting. - It's not a good snack.
...for Larry David. Everybody else said "Ask Larry."
Nobody else did.