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Anyway, I hope I'm not disturbing you.
I love gefilte fish.
- RALLY ATTENDEE: Hurrah! - Hurrah!
Larry, get down here!
Nothing personal.
(BLOWS SHOFAR)
- Never again. - I know, I know.
- Okay. - Yes.
- You find everything okay? - Yes, we did, yeah.
I'm screwed for today.
Ah, you're fucked. You gotta find a cow.
- you were eating-- - Larry David,
You're not supposed to drive after that.
-(BLOWS SHOFAR) - Shut the fuck up, Larry.
If I was starting your organization,
He’s a decent Klansman… But still a Klansman
- Larry! -(THUMPING ON DOOR)
- No, no! - Yes!
Uh, you know what? I don't have any change.
Sense of humor, just like you said.
Didn't pick it up.
Teddy was right about you, Larry.
I like watermelon.
That's three, Larry.
up off the floor, and it's been bothering me.
Anyway, I was thinking maybe you could sew
- Yeah. Sure. - I really appreciate it.
LARRY: I can't go there, I'll suffocate.
In the Torah, it is said the blowing of the shofar
Joe can rustle you up a bunch if you want, to take home.
I'd say that comes out to be a pretty fair trade.
Maybe you could bring it up with her.
Yeah, you heard me, gefilte fish.
- What? That's just ridiculous. - I just can't fucking do it.
- Oh, hi, Lar. - LARRY DAVID: Oh, hey.
SUSIE: Rabbi Freedman.
They sacked our rabbi six times last season.
How are you gonna fix this, Larry?
You know, I'm not one for pop-ins, you know.
by tomorrow, he's got big rallies coming up
just flew by.
Yeah, a Ku Klux Klansman.
By the way, super great way of handling this.
(LARRY GROANS)
- She's my baby. - Oh, yeah.
Just throw it in the bin.
Nobody else did.
...for Larry David. Everybody else said "Ask Larry."
And that should've been in the constitution.
Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get that cleaned.
- He's a great guy, Larry. - That's a four-hour favor.
You can't eat watermelon in front of me? That's so crazy.
I never heard of that.
- It's kaftan-ish, yeah. - Uh-huh.
Is that what you think? Oh, no!
- ATTENDEE: Stay strong! - Stay strong, brother.
I gotta put the frickin' watermelon in a little napkin
♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Come on, I'm a man of my word. Are you kidding?
And you know what? You know what?
- Can we do the exchange so... - Uh, yeah, yes.
WOODY: And yet we go into nature and we pillage and we ransack.
- No, it's disgusting. - It's not a good snack.
I'd like you to meet my friend, Woody.
cream-shame you now, but I underestimated you.
You had a confrontation with the hate group?
Go ahead.
Hey. Oh, you know what? I'm so glad you're here.
This is where we should've started.
Let's show them that we're different.
Who gets the tie?
I can't afford to go get another one of these.
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- in two days. - You promise?
Okay. What's wrong? What? What's going on?
And, um, is there any way I could get this robe, uh,