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SUSIE: Rabbi Freedman.
Go ahead.
♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Anyway, I hope I'm not disturbing you.
I'd like you to meet my friend, Woody.
I can't afford to go get another one of these.
cream-shame you now, but I underestimated you.
Larry, get down here!
If I was starting your organization,
I never heard of that.
You had a confrontation with the hate group?
Joe can rustle you up a bunch if you want, to take home.
- Okay. - Yes.
Anyway, I was thinking maybe you could sew
- Yeah. Sure. - I really appreciate it.
You're not supposed to drive after that.
by tomorrow, he's got big rallies coming up
He’s a decent Klansman… But still a Klansman
I love gefilte fish.
(BLOWS SHOFAR)
-(BLOWS SHOFAR) - Shut the fuck up, Larry.
I'd say that comes out to be a pretty fair trade.
Nothing personal.
I'm screwed for today.
- No, it's disgusting. - It's not a good snack.
Yeah, you heard me, gefilte fish.
Just throw it in the bin.
Hey. Oh, you know what? I'm so glad you're here.
- What? That's just ridiculous. - I just can't fucking do it.
- He's a great guy, Larry. - That's a four-hour favor.
- in two days. - You promise?
You can't eat watermelon in front of me? That's so crazy.
They sacked our rabbi six times last season.
(LARRY GROANS)
This is where we should've started.
Okay. What's wrong? What? What's going on?
- She's my baby. - Oh, yeah.
- Never again. - I know, I know.
Is that what you think? Oh, no!
I like watermelon.
- Larry! -(THUMPING ON DOOR)
By the way, super great way of handling this.
And you know what? You know what?
Yeah, a Ku Klux Klansman.
Ah, you're fucked. You gotta find a cow.
- ATTENDEE: Stay strong! - Stay strong, brother.
You know, I'm not one for pop-ins, you know.
Maybe you could bring it up with her.
- RALLY ATTENDEE: Hurrah! - Hurrah!
- No, no! - Yes!
up off the floor, and it's been bothering me.
- Oh, hi, Lar. - LARRY DAVID: Oh, hey.
Nobody else did.
Come on, I'm a man of my word. Are you kidding?
...for Larry David. Everybody else said "Ask Larry."
Didn't pick it up.
Teddy was right about you, Larry.
Uh, you know what? I don't have any change.
LARRY: I can't go there, I'll suffocate.
And, um, is there any way I could get this robe, uh,
- You find everything okay? - Yes, we did, yeah.
I gotta put the frickin' watermelon in a little napkin
And that should've been in the constitution.
How are you gonna fix this, Larry?
Who gets the tie?
That's three, Larry.
Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get that cleaned.
- It's kaftan-ish, yeah. - Uh-huh.
Sense of humor, just like you said.
WOODY: And yet we go into nature and we pillage and we ransack.
- Can we do the exchange so... - Uh, yeah, yes.
just flew by.
Let's show them that we're different.
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
In the Torah, it is said the blowing of the shofar
- you were eating-- - Larry David,