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[LAUGHING]
...and learned the identities of all our field agents.
Hang on! We're going in!
[LOUDLY] The inner sanctum of the entire operation?
[LARABEE GRO ANING]
The fasten seatbelt sign has been turned on.
- You have to speak up. CHIEF: Can you hear me?
Sorry about that, Chief.
By the way, I reviewed the security tapes from the explosion at the bakery...
[DIAL TONE HUMS]
- I am a huge fan! - Thank you.
Well, no. I was never...
Everyone here can be replaced.
...you know me.
and over here we have contestant number 19... grandma maxine snell thompson lewis bridges!
Agent 13, you are in a tree.
We have to stop the concert!
You know what? I'm doing the same thing.
... of our concert for the president.
Wow.
[GUNSHOT]
Let's just see what we're up against, okay?
If it looks like we let you go, we'd totally get fired.
- Thanks for jumping. - No problem.
Impressive. I once ran a 5:16.
MAX: Krstic.
I was saying the results are quite extraordinary.
I am so sick of training. I wanna get out in the field.
when you're asking your friend if he have a nintendo switch you don't have one of these?
...I've never really been afraid of carbs...
Thanks.
[GRUNTING]
That depends. Is it working?
Oh. Is that today? I wasn't really thinking about it.
You were moving. It's not easy to knock me down.
Because at least for a little while, I got to live my dream of being an agent.
Make him high-five me.
Come on.
...I'm gonna have you hunting for land mines, with a hammer!
The vice president wants to shut us down, you know.
- You want a piece of me? - Come on, Chief! He's not worth it.
Swordfish!
oh shit
- Were you the last one to use the copier? - Yeah.
Oh, a pocketknife.
See you later.
- Max! - No!
Now, Dalip, I can prove that I know you. Your favorite dish is chicken tikka!
And you know what, I'm done with this. Stop!
And you don't need.
[IN ARABIC]
Bear In Mind That The Next One Hundred Pages Can Get A Little Bit Dry
SQUEEZE THE LEMON
But if we have what we want, why burn the building?
[FLY BUZZING]
I know you're listening! You two dickwads put one scratch on that car...
Well, you were no help whatsoever.
I know, 99. I need to go get a paper.
How did you know he was radioactive?
Good night, cow jumping over the moon.
AGENT 99: Yes, it is.
Dalip takes his full-strength. Why?
...two dozen Delta Force commandos?
Yeah, I'm big on protein. Protein's great.
And don't you forget it.
...your lovely wife, Zeenat, will have eaten her last kebab.
You've made CONTROL a laughingstock.
Do you see him?
Why is the president never here?
[MADONNA'S 4 MINUTES PLAYS ON RADIO]
Put me out there, Chief. I'm not afraid to expose myself.
And who might this be? Siegfried?
Now, if you ladies will excuse me.
- Bruce, it's not working. - It's not working!
We also have a new agent, Agent 86.
This one has a compartment. Inside there's a pill.
KRSTIC: That's enough. Pity.
No, I just whip it out there. It's what's best.
WOMAN: And this display is all that's left of CONTROL, a secret spy agency...
Sorry, Mr. Siegfried.
Going free-bird is not exactly ideal.
Hang in there. Don't cry, don't... Please don't cry.
Me trying to keep the house clean, cook, work and keep body and mind together this summer
- You passed with flying colors. - Yes!
If you have credible information from a reliable source...
Would you like me to wait while you answer that?
Would you believe in the piano?
CONTROL was disbanded at the end of the Cold War.
This is all I hear during lockdown
So did I.
We both know what it feels like to look in the mirror and not like what we see.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
CHIEF: Max, there are millions of lives at stake.
Every time I look at Max's puppy eyes, I'm a goner.
I can't hear anything outside your mouth, so if you get in trouble, you have to say so.