Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know, 99. I need to go get a paper.

This is all I hear during lockdown

Now, Dalip, I can prove that I know you. Your favorite dish is chicken tikka!

And don't you forget it.

[LARABEE GRO ANING]

CHIEF: Max, there are millions of lives at stake.

Going free-bird is not exactly ideal.

[MADONNA'S 4 MINUTES PLAYS ON RADIO]

That depends. Is it working?

...your lovely wife, Zeenat, will have eaten her last kebab.

SQUEEZE THE LEMON

Sorry about that, Chief.

Let's just see what we're up against, okay?

AGENT 99: Yes, it is.

Yeah, I'm big on protein. Protein's great.

If you have credible information from a reliable source...

If it looks like we let you go, we'd totally get fired.

- You passed with flying colors. - Yes!

Put me out there, Chief. I'm not afraid to expose myself.

CONTROL was disbanded at the end of the Cold War.

...you know me.

when you're asking your friend if he have a nintendo switch you don't have one of these?

...and learned the identities of all our field agents.

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

Agent 13, you are in a tree.

...I'm gonna have you hunting for land mines, with a hammer!

The fasten seatbelt sign has been turned on.

No, I just whip it out there. It's what's best.

You know what? I'm doing the same thing.

And who might this be? Siegfried?

Do you see him?

...I've never really been afraid of carbs...

... of our concert for the president.

Every time I look at Max's puppy eyes, I'm a goner.

Well, you were no help whatsoever.

We also have a new agent, Agent 86.

This one has a compartment. Inside there's a pill.

- I am a huge fan! - Thank you.

The vice president wants to shut us down, you know.

[DIAL TONE HUMS]

Well, no. I was never...

[LOUDLY] The inner sanctum of the entire operation?

We have to stop the concert!

And you know what, I'm done with this. Stop!

Would you like me to wait while you answer that?

You were moving. It's not easy to knock me down.

I was saying the results are quite extraordinary.

We both know what it feels like to look in the mirror and not like what we see.

Oh, a pocketknife.

- You want a piece of me? - Come on, Chief! He's not worth it.

...two dozen Delta Force commandos?

Oh. Is that today? I wasn't really thinking about it.

Make him high-five me.

- Bruce, it's not working. - It's not working!

Hang on! We're going in!

You've made CONTROL a laughingstock.

Everyone here can be replaced.

KRSTIC: That's enough. Pity.

I am so sick of training. I wanna get out in the field.

Impressive. I once ran a 5:16.

WOMAN: And this display is all that's left of CONTROL, a secret spy agency...

Dalip takes his full-strength. Why?

and over here we have contestant number 19... grandma maxine snell thompson lewis bridges!

And you don't need.

- You have to speak up. CHIEF: Can you hear me?

Would you believe in the piano?

Bear In Mind That The Next One Hundred Pages Can Get A Little Bit Dry

Why is the president never here?

But if we have what we want, why burn the building?

Hang in there. Don't cry, don't... Please don't cry.

- Were you the last one to use the copier? - Yeah.

Good night, cow jumping over the moon.

Sorry, Mr. Siegfried.

Because at least for a little while, I got to live my dream of being an agent.

Me trying to keep the house clean, cook, work and keep body and mind together this summer

I know you're listening! You two dickwads put one scratch on that car...

- Thanks for jumping. - No problem.

How did you know he was radioactive?

Now, if you ladies will excuse me.

By the way, I reviewed the security tapes from the explosion at the bakery...

I can't hear anything outside your mouth, so if you get in trouble, you have to say so.