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See you later.
I am so sick of training. I wanna get out in the field.
Now, Dalip, I can prove that I know you. Your favorite dish is chicken tikka!
Thanks.
Well, no. I was never...
[LOUDLY] The inner sanctum of the entire operation?
oh shit
If it looks like we let you go, we'd totally get fired.
MAX: Krstic.
Sorry, Mr. Siegfried.
Now, if you ladies will excuse me.
Let's just see what we're up against, okay?
No, I just whip it out there. It's what's best.
Why is the president never here?
[FLY BUZZING]
Would you believe in the piano?
So did I.
We have to stop the concert!
when you're asking your friend if he have a nintendo switch you don't have one of these?
SQUEEZE THE LEMON
Every time I look at Max's puppy eyes, I'm a goner.
Me trying to keep the house clean, cook, work and keep body and mind together this summer
- I am a huge fan! - Thank you.
[GRUNTING]
Going free-bird is not exactly ideal.
Make him high-five me.
And you don't need.
How did you know he was radioactive?
- Were you the last one to use the copier? - Yeah.
[GUNSHOT]
- You have to speak up. CHIEF: Can you hear me?
And you know what, I'm done with this. Stop!
...I've never really been afraid of carbs...
We also have a new agent, Agent 86.
- You want a piece of me? - Come on, Chief! He's not worth it.
That depends. Is it working?
The fasten seatbelt sign has been turned on.
By the way, I reviewed the security tapes from the explosion at the bakery...
...two dozen Delta Force commandos?
Come on.
Yeah, I'm big on protein. Protein's great.
Dalip takes his full-strength. Why?
[IN ARABIC]
...you know me.
Everyone here can be replaced.
Hang on! We're going in!
CHIEF: Max, there are millions of lives at stake.
AGENT 99: Yes, it is.
Wow.
WOMAN: And this display is all that's left of CONTROL, a secret spy agency...
I can't hear anything outside your mouth, so if you get in trouble, you have to say so.
I know, 99. I need to go get a paper.
If you have credible information from a reliable source...
Bear In Mind That The Next One Hundred Pages Can Get A Little Bit Dry
This one has a compartment. Inside there's a pill.
[LARABEE GRO ANING]
... of our concert for the president.
Swordfish!
We both know what it feels like to look in the mirror and not like what we see.
- You passed with flying colors. - Yes!
- Bruce, it's not working. - It's not working!
You've made CONTROL a laughingstock.
...I'm gonna have you hunting for land mines, with a hammer!
[MADONNA'S 4 MINUTES PLAYS ON RADIO]
The vice president wants to shut us down, you know.
- Max! - No!
Put me out there, Chief. I'm not afraid to expose myself.
Hang in there. Don't cry, don't... Please don't cry.
Do you see him?
Agent 13, you are in a tree.
[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]
And don't you forget it.
Because at least for a little while, I got to live my dream of being an agent.
You know what? I'm doing the same thing.
CONTROL was disbanded at the end of the Cold War.
Would you like me to wait while you answer that?
I was saying the results are quite extraordinary.
Impressive. I once ran a 5:16.
Good night, cow jumping over the moon.
- Thanks for jumping. - No problem.
KRSTIC: That's enough. Pity.
...your lovely wife, Zeenat, will have eaten her last kebab.
Well, you were no help whatsoever.
And who might this be? Siegfried?
...and learned the identities of all our field agents.
This is all I hear during lockdown
You were moving. It's not easy to knock me down.
I know you're listening! You two dickwads put one scratch on that car...
and over here we have contestant number 19... grandma maxine snell thompson lewis bridges!
But if we have what we want, why burn the building?
Oh. Is that today? I wasn't really thinking about it.
[LAUGHING]
Oh, a pocketknife.
Sorry about that, Chief.
[DIAL TONE HUMS]