Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Are you sure Maintenance fixed that?

Follow me, Mr. Shpilkes.

AGENT 99: Thanks for the help.

Okay. Who wants lunch?

Nothing. You were saying?

Stop it! Stop it!

- Do with Max? - Max?

Well, sir, as an agent, I have trained myself to be impervious to pain.

Hey, Max. We got you a lovely parting gift for your first mission.

AGENT 99: Max, hurry!

Thank you for the lovely dance.

Max, not the cone of silence. We're in a safe room, for God's sakes.

Give me the phone.

Bruce, I will smash you in the face.

AGENT 99: There's our little KAOS bakery.

[STOPS URINATING]

Leathery hag, fat cow, ungrateful whore.

Stone deaf when he wrote it. Syphilis. Fun stuff.

- Yes. We need to find out his itinerary. - But, Max, the...

I'm so happy! This is the best day of my life!

And that's a slow death.

- Ready to work? - I'm ready to work. You ready?

Second package away.

Opening & Closing to The Great Mouse Detective 1992 VHS

I don't have to go very far.

Very impressive, 99.

You don't have one of these?

Ah! Hey, it's Fang.

All right, look, Chief, I'm your best guy.

CHIEF: All right, here's what we know.

Who wants to talk to a guy in a tree?

Max! You idiot! What the hell is wrong with you?

LARABEE: That is cold. That's cold. AGENT 91: All right, easy.

you have a •••• that I'm telling the truth

- We pick on the new guy. - And you can't do anything about it.

And I got to be with you.

You look spectacular.

...and maybe, if we're lucky, we can apprehend the man behind it all...

Because he has been sleeping on the couch for three days...

Of course you did, it's a bakery.

I swallowed it. I can get it back, but you may not want it.

you are ready ? come onnnn buaah

We have rules here. If you don't follow the rules, then what are we?

Okay, good idea.

We gotta get you out of there, and you won't survive the jump!

Uh-oh. Two-nerd pile-up.

That's impressive. Wow.

[CLEARS THRO AT]

Sorry, I'm losing you.

I have to get back to 99, she is in grave danger.

MAX: Chief, I have to say, this whole thing really steams my clams.

You're doing great, Max.

Now, we know that the president is in town.

Missed it by that much.

Federal marshal, you're under arrest.

- And a really good kisser. - Ignoring that.

- I could if I wanted to. - Yes, you... Oh. Oh!

99, we've been compromised. Get out.

Get me an infrared satellite scan.

23 says that's important.

I even have backup for you.

We're in position. More or less.

Wait! No, no, let him go.

See how annoying that is?

Pretty boys. Nothing but empty suits.

Any double agent who escapes from a high-security holding situation...

Actually, sir, we do. He is in Russia.

Yeah, big day. Could be your last chance to push a pencil.

I have obtained a snippet, at great risk to a busboy in Balahd.

I mean, you know, I could be a double agent.

Do you ever think before you speak?

PRESIDENT: Chief, I'm not buying it.

I wasn't talking to you.

It's not over, Max! I'll take that briefcase!

- How do you know this? - I'd rather not say.

Doesn't anybody read my reports?

BRUCE: It takes like eight of these morons to do what Max did.

I said I was sorry. You just didn't hear me, because you were in a mini coma.

I might have been before, but I am...

- What did you hit? - Don't yell at me. It's not helping!

...that until we understand that our enemies are also human...

what would happen if julia gillard was georgette? well she'd go no,sorry you've lost that right to talk about my carbon taxes.

Your marriage is in trouble. Your darling wife, Zeenat, is leaving you.

Sure? Flour sacks in back, very comfortable.

[DALIP SOBBING]

She just wants to be with you...

When your car is making scary noises

MAX: He left us here.

You may remember from page 627 of my last report...

...and bear in mind that the next 100 pages can get a little bit dry.

To wit, I offer the following conversation.

As a former field agent, I'm very much aware...

23, you're bleeding.

Okay, you know what?

Sir I believe you’ve shattered my coccyx

Everything's fine.