Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Brilliant, Max.

And it was painful, but it needed to be done, and s...

It happened just as I got back. How do you know that it wasn't me?

First thing I'd like to know is...

Before that. Did you say flamethrower?

...by executive order 12333.

Okay, never do that again!

Thank you, sir, may I have another?

- I wish we had more time! - What?

What kind of entrance?

Wait a minute, 23. You're radioactive hot.

I am so sexually threatened right now.

Ah. Are you flirting with me?

CONTROL has to be in charge here.

I used to look like two of my moms put together.

Max, your foot!

I'm a trained killer. I can kill you with anything in this office.

- I'm not hearing anyone. - What?

Thanks, Bruce. Keep us posted.

Max, we're gonna be late.

These darts are tipped with a tranquilizer derived from the skin of a lizard...

Was it no Boom, boom, or the lack of a mushroom cloud?

Well, that was ironic.

...and go back to Max's extraordinarily detailed report?

Why would two hardened killer risk the carbs?

- What'd you do? - I can't find the right screen.

I am not proud of what I just did.

We need to get everyone out and shut this place.

MARSHAL: You all right in there? - Yeah. Yes, I am.

...because he called his sister-in-law a leathery hag.

- Oh, great. - Sorry.

Out here there are no grades, there's only dead, and not dead.

AGENT 99: Thanks, Chief.

Your house is so beautiful.

I already have boyfriend.

Not just a pocketknife, Swiss Army knife

...of scraping a cheese grater against my forehead.

Why are you talking into your shoe?

- I don't wanna talk about this anymore. - Okay.

... you are almost as good a dancer as me...

...if someone is interested in acquiring items of a nuclear nature.

Excuse me, violent sky marshal.

Credible? Come on. KAOS has been defunct for 20 years.

Wow. That is a great story...

He's a funny son of a bitch, isn't he?

Well, I have to get going. Would you raise up the walkway, please?

CHIEF: With all due respect, the CIA knows nothing about KAOS.

Well, just back up here a second.

We will be broadcasting from the Walt Disney Concert Hall throughout the evening.

Bruce, Lloyd, what happened?

Yeah, I've got a meeting.

You'll have to shower for weeks!

what would happen if i was adventure world? oh god you'd be called gallagher world.

Oh. Good, the itchy kind.

...and bear in mind that the next 100 pages can get a little bit dry.

AGENT 99: I gotta say, Max...

VICE PRESIDENT [ON VIDEO]: I got a new pacemaker, I can go all day!

Maxie, you know assassinations are specifically prohibited...

You heard me Squeeze the lemon...

Her sister's such a bitch.

...how did you choose the target?

We got him. He's still in Washington.

Okay. Okay. That's all right. That's okay.

I need to get out of here before someone stops me.

Listen, while I was in my cell, I had some time to think.

- Not bad for a rookie. - Not bad for an old lady.

We will climb up with you, and we'll all go... together.

Then what's with the firearm and the freak-show expressions?

Which begs the question...

23, you kill me.

Okay, no problem.

All right, our mission is clear, people. Find Krs...

I don't know who you're talking about.

One slip-up, and it's ka-fricking-boom!

I think we work very well together.

Have you kissed other men who plummeted to their deaths?

BRUCE: We're the true guardians of freedom and democracy.

We cannot respond to every threat.

Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx.

Listen, I think the final notes of the Ode to Joy trigger the bomb!

you can eat! yes you can!

That's CIA crap.

That guy's insane.

- Did you just...? - Shh!

What are you doing?

"Let me check."