Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, you did your job, so I suppose I can't kill your wife.
This is just ridiculous!
We don't negotiate with Terrorists
Last chance.
MAX [O VER PHONE]: Hello, 99.
And if you skip a meal, the next meal you overindulge.
There's nothing here but what used to be a bakery.
[DOOR CLICKS]
The way I held that guy's hair while you punched him in the throat.
I understand that you're the man to see...
Make a pudding from the bones of Americans.
Killed Krstic before anybody could question him.
Well, Mr. Shtarker, I think you've underestimated me...
Show him a little decolletage, cleavage, bat your eyes?
Let's continue listening...
Over the past few months, we have assembled a stockpile of nuclear weapons...
Finding Krstic will be like finding a needle in a haystack.
Why are you telling me this I’m just trying to annoy you
Nuclear!
What happened to your radio?
Damn it to hell.
AGENT 23: Got it, Max. There is one other entrance.
... the United States Department of Homeland Security.
Happy Birthday Matt!
Do you understand? Okay.
[GASPS]
Who am I kidding? I'm a middle-aged man who's missed the train.
- There is a bomb. - Where?
This thing is no good. It's a useless piece of garbage.
MAN 2: Somebody shut it off!
16 floors down, how'd a fly even get in here?
MAN: Come on...
- All right... - Although, I could make exception.
What are you doing?
Hey, new guy. Hold up a second. Welcome to CONTROL.
Me?
[MAN SPEAKING IN PUNJABI ON RECORDING]
[BEEPING]
Clearance Granted
Max!
I'm having bread, time to punch Max in the face.
That was nice.
MAX: A lot of chatter in this region involves nuclear material.
[SPEAKS IN RUSSIAN]
I think we should trust him, Chief.
Good morning, men. No, offense, Karen.
Trust is a must !!!
Men with hunches, that's where the real work gets done.
Max!
...known as los zapatos de la muerte.
It is good also.
I will not be rushed into it by you or my mother.
Sand trap!
...connected to spider-silk nano-thread. Has the strength of steel cable.
Sorry, Chief, someone led me to believe the cone was ready.
SHTARKER: That's it. You're there.
Running out in the middle of the road! You could get hit by a car!
Well, neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
Am I invisible?
[FABRIC TEARS]
Anyway, last night at a private dinner...
Okay, you're faced with an assassin. What do you do?
Goodbye
...with our incredibly abrasive, dismissive and sarcastic vice president.
I can't believe none of us saw it, especially me.
Yes, Max, yes, please, sit down.
- We never thought you were. - Yeah, we love you, man.
Get it in the truck, and let's burn this place to the ground.
People often say things in anger they don't really mean.
900 million
Yeah, letting Tyler know we won't be able to go on our vacation this week
That's great.
Trace 99's call, now!
- I am Siegfried. - [LOUDLY] Did you say Siegfried?
Well, he is a bomb-maker.
...and... That'll work.
You with the surgery, me with the weight loss.
Chief, I need your help.
Don't turn around, don't turn around. Use your peripherals.
...two, three.
- This must be Ladislas Krstic's house. - What?
The kind where you'll wanna throw your shoes out afterwards.
You left it jammed.
Yeeees...
- How you been? - I've been well.
English? But you understand Russian? Very impressive.
Maybe you should kiss him again.
War room.
Mother of pearl!
See, this is your problem. Some men like women more feminine!
Six guards. We are going to need another way in.
Chief, he's heading southbound on Grand.
[ABBA'S TAKE A CHANCE ON ME PLAYS ON HEADPHONES]
[FEEDBACK SQUEALS]
Bear In Mind The next hundred pages can get a little bit dry
Which one's gonna attract the least attention?
Please. I have trained my body to be impervious to...
- I'm not questioning your judgment... MAX: 99, I insist on complete honesty.
MAX: You missed it.
There's no party, there's no dancing. Everyone in there is a trained killer.
It's a tooth radio. It sends sound up your jawbone, into your ear.