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It's not 2005 no more.
♪
Damn, my boy. I haven't seen you forever.
And you will not come in here and disrespect my cupcake world.
Look, check it out, we offer free legal counseling,
♪
Meanwhile, I'm out here living my best life.
You didn't like my doc?
[indistinct chatter in Spanish]
- Hey, fool, when you're done with that gay Captain Planet shit,
- Yeah, well, this shit's gonna be bomb, homie.
- Sorry I'm late!
We were throwing down.
I focus on other people's problems to avoid dealing with my own.
Those fools are like hippies but angry.
♪ S-W-E-L, it's swel ♪
- Hey!
[sniffs]
♪
♪ The swel frosting mixes ♪
Space Knight motherfucker!
[dog barking in distance]
I want my key back. - Okay, okay, okay.
about the annual ping-pong tournament on skid row.
Tobey Maguire ain't Spider-Man anymore.
this time it's Mexicans versus Blacks.
than anyone else in Los Angeles.
♪
You see, I have a bad habit of focusing
Don't be nasty, alright? We're family.
- You're fucking ignorant.
- Hey, no offense, my boy,