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- Do you fools even know what codependency is?
Hey I'm Salvadorian We talked about this
You like it.
But I knew how to make pizza.
Oh, and here's the founder.
[sighs]
Watch your tone.
shut the fuck up before I fuck you up.
Toma!
♪ DD, got the juice ♪
But also because you've taken the first step
- You fucking liar. - Hey, dawg,
MAGGIE: Then do the math, bitch.
but possess a child's will.
- Man, your teeth still look pretty fucked up, though.
- And your teeth are pretty fucked up.
That's why I thought you'd be cool if I borrowed your car.
Because that's my thing!
Imma be your case manager, help you find a new career.
- Listen, if you can't even bake me a cupcake,
I wanna work out. [whistles]
the corrupt for-profit prison industrial complex
[gunshots]
Like, who the fuck pays for music, idiot?
- [scoffs] It'll always be 2005 up here, my boy!
[grunts, groans]
and I'm gonna choke you out so hard you're gonna come out your eyes.
♪ I Think You’ve Got Your Fools Mixed Up by Brenton Wood playing ♪
- I know.
BEN [over microphone]: The Black man is the original man.
Yeah. His name is Thumper.
which is something else I'm insecure about.
- That's what I get for being nice and trying to help your ass.
Damn, you still got a lot to learn from me.
I'm sorry, alright? Damn.