Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight ♪
♪ It's loud and clear now ♪
[laughing]
[Link] Oh my gosh, Strangepork, that is so hilarious.
♪ And you'll see the big parade ♪
Huh, lemon meringue.
Oh, no.
♪ Is the sound that's made by worms ♪
reading a book here on self-improvement.
- Just forget the... - Kermit, excuse me.
I'd say this chair is due for a spell of leave.
♪ They're doing it, soft-shoeing it ♪
- Mm-hmm. - Pills? Wait a minute.
♪ But oh that ♪
Uh, you will all be happy to know
Kermit, I just wanted to tell you thank you.
♪ Not like a wild boar or a jungle lion's roar ♪
♪ Have a guardian angel ♪
♪ I walk with a sweet and girlish gait ♪
Um, my big blue eyes?
- Link! - The pills are beginning to wear off.
♪ For you and I have a guardian angel ♪
It looks like we've come down to the end of another one.
♪ Well now look there the people are running ♪
No, you Waldorf, me sick.
♪ And my teeth aren't teeth but pearls ♪
- What? - Your chops. Your karate chops.
[voice] Who wants to know?
Immortality is up for grabs!