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an Emmy, a Grammy, an Oscar and a Tony.

A bit with Karajan, too.

That's as far as I've gotten.

Then I will organize a caucus, and we'll take a vote.

I mean, the signal-to-noise ratio,

(Sharon sniffs)

so we can schedule showings around them.

(orchestra playing classical music)

It's too big, Eliot.

-about, uh, translation? -Mm-hmm.

Well, unfortunately, I won't be there.

-Mm-hmm. -How should I reply?

Apparently, she committed suicide.

Along with a considerable amount of music.

but the main thing is we proceed with this immediately.

-When did this fall happen? -Uh, it's all a blur.

the last time we'll see each other.

Mm-hmm. I'll send it to you right now.

TÁR: No. No, it's not.

Come on, what do you think?

This is my score.

Just... Sorry. (chuckles) One more question.

I really have nothing to complain about.

the purpose of which is to rate you.

I'm not really into Bach.

It's not like you two are in a relationship.

I'm going straight to Lucian.

All of us at The New Yorker welcome you.

Beats the hell out of me.

"I'll..." (sputters)

She had so much promise.

I fought. He ran. What's to tell?

(scoffs) Save it.

I can't find my Metoprolol anywhere.

when they heard the bell toll

(orchestra playing jaunty classical music)

I-I wondered if you'd be at all bothered

was all section members?

-Right? -(sniffles)

-"both the cock and the hen." -The hen.

Eventually, it goes away.

-The three of us were so close. -Yes.

(applause fades)

God, a nobody who has nothing better to do

Honestly, as a BIPOC, pangender person,

-(claps hands) -Max.

-Thank you, Max. Very good. -Thanks.

Okay. Perhaps you...

Is this the right one?

now is the time to conduct music

Uh, what time are you leaving tomorrow?

and tell them how much pain you're in.

I couldn't care less about the Juilliard thing.

-All right, um... -(playing stops)

If you examine the sketchbooks he used,

I'm suspicious of the E natural in the cello line.

(speaking German)

was "a Negro product exploited by the Jews."

and she's also the concertmaster for Berlin.

So, slippery as it is,

No. I didn't want to burden her with it.

How about Monday?

like Jimmy Levine.

(speaking German)

(playing gentle melody)

... gathering this afternoon.

You know, the only real, uh, discovery for me

-She tried to send me signals. -Well, what kind of signals?

I'd never have the position here were it not for you.

Yes, yes. Uh, stage left A camera.

And I want you to know it wasn't an easy one.

Do we all have our rating sheets?

to be locked up alone with two old ladies like us.

(chiming continues)

It's pretty awesome.

like, uh, disregarding the tempo primo

Andris told me not to worry, but... (scoffs)

He's probably already run to Andris. (scoffs)

just in time for Christmas, a perfect stocking stuffer,

-(crying) -And that movement can tell us

you will no doubt feel the tragedy and-and the pathos.

Yeah, can you check again, please?

to watch the Turing machine trot out Chopin One.

(speaking German)

I finished reading your manuscript.

-Never, really? -No.

and apparently a deposition.

Thank you, Andris.

I was listening to yours with the Israeli Phil,

I knew you wanted your keys back as quickly as possible.

Okay? (puffing)

(indistinct whispering continues)

... who said they weren't sure why they decided

to interfere with our sectionals.

(speaking German)

Okay. (chuckles)

You're the first to know.

The entire first printing will always be available.

-Yes, well. -(kissing)

Is this something you shared with Sharon?

It's got nothing to do with what they're accusing you of.

Is all right if I play?

(panting softly)

to differentiate artists?

I couldn't help but see you flinch just a little bit

Um, this part here.

And it almost falls on your birthday.

and you guest conduct for a major or minor orchestra,

(playing Bach's Präludium und Fuge C-Dur. BWV 846)

That email she sent you, it felt like she was already...

Well, rotate somewhere, yes.

As if that's not enough, her new book, Tár on Tár,

-Harald? -(Harald speaks German)

Maybe we could stop somewhere and take a swim.

(indistinct chatter)

I rescued him for a hundred rubles

Please step over to the fishbowl.

-not more than a few months. -Hmm.

(Tár exhales softly)

You may want to hold off on that.

No, no. I-I'm-I'm sorry, Maestro.

(exhales slowly)

(woman continues screaming)

an informal poll about possibly pairing the Five

I mean, somewhere, I've got a picture of her

I know you're working.

(Tár breathes sharply)

I-I'm sorry, I've forgotten your name.

Thank you, but I am jet-lagged. I go to sleep now.

or-or skill in it or not.

before speaking with anyone at Accordion.

(light knocking)

-(quietly): Yes. -Thank you.

(whispers): Why?

Right after the Wall came down.

I mean, it feels quaint to keep things single-gender.

Apparently, this hasn't even crossed your mind.

The worst kind.

on his, uh, fifth symphony,

You know, like, uh, something like Bach's Mass in B minor.

with being an accused Nazi?

which alludes to other Accordion fellows

The topic comes up in every Citibank meeting

that for years he didn't set another author to music.

♪ Buh, buh, buh, bum, buh, buh, buh, bum. ♪

♪ Your mother's buried deep ♪