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And second of all, you know I had swollen glands!
I now find you shallow...
- Okay, let's bring it in. - Wait.
Okay. So I bunnied first, which means I get to pick first. Joey.
I'm Dutch.
...which, by the way, I find really weird...
Hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesn't count.
Yeah, it was part of my plan to fall instantly behind. So...
...her big fat grandma-arm elbow in my face...
...go long.
Okay, just think about every lousy date you ever had.
Come on, okay? This is for all womankind. Let's kill them!
All right. So are we not having dinner at all?
- All right, here we go. - Okay.
- It's a tie. - All right.
Yeah, for dating, general merriment, taking back to your windmill?
It is okay if I stay and watch?
- Yeah, I got it. - Oh, great.
I got it!
I cannot believe you are trading me.
What? The guys against the girls?
All right, people, listen. I've got exactly 28 minutes...
And you are going to lose.
Great. Now the score's 7 to almost 7.
The ball is Janice. The ball is Janice.
You know, I was thinking about asking her for her number.
...I swam into the lake and fished it out.
Thanks.