Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow. I'm not sure I deserve this.

Today, we have come that close.

but when asked to provide an employment history

Of course they're laughing. Look at the history of this place.

You mean, President Clinton?

You imposed your value system on people

At the risk of appearing sexist,

Yeah, well, we broke up, but I know she still loves me.

It will make it impossible for another man to stand for office.

♪ Caused by you... ♪

and there's about $3.98 left in the kitty after the Professor's pretzel.

That moment when I changed

Maybe now we can move to a bigger motel room,

♪ My true love was true ♪

- I thought we were fine on all that. - We are, it's just...

Actually, I ask to annoy you a lot.

♪ You broke my heart in two ♪

where women are in authority and men are relegated to a second-class status.

They just declared you the winner!

Well... ahem...

Oh, girl, you know how to treat a man.

There's no talking you out of this, is there?

Another couple of songs and we'll be able to afford a motel room.

Of course it was a man.

Man, I can't wait to slide out of here.

It's so cool. She's this incredibly together woman.

and a nude photographer's model.

I am not the one running for mayor.

We're getting all this media play.

We slide on election night,

I just came from Ross headquarters.

I'm trying to recreate my sense of isolation as a child,

and yet disregards half of its population,

My luck, it'll land on edge.

she can be every bit as misguided as a man.

Mostly fluff, but once in a while, we print something serious.