Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- (phone rings) - Man: Mayor Ross's office.

or even playing major league baseball.

I want to know everything about you.

Well what do you suggest? Put a sticker on her bumper?

All: Hear, hear!

Look at women... they only cycle once a month, men cycle every 20 minutes.

That's why I need your vote tomorrow.

a woman meets the man of her dreams.

Female narrator: Just who is Maximillian Arturo,

Of course I mean Clinton. Who else?

(Rembrandt yelling)

Election day is coming up. We're gonna need your vote.

as a result, his candidacy was instantly destroyed

(phone ringing)

Most guys are such golddiggers.

Oh, a woman with a dry sense of humor, how delightful.

How's it going with Rembrandt? Another $7.00.

We have 23% of the electorate.

It's not every day...

Professor: All right, thank you.

Carol Johnson with the story of the man who would be mayor.

"Insta-Poll" results. You've alienated

Together, we can make a difference.

I understand you're Wade's boyfriend.

There's no stopping him.

I'll be glad when you guys find work.

I employ more males in my administration

we're going to have to get a job.

(remote clicks)

But I'm reasonably sure

okay, I deserved that.

Wait a minute... "home tonight"? Where are you going?

Thank you, man. That means a lot.

Fine, let's keep moving. Maybe we can head downtown and see if we're really home.

of Cosmology and Ontology at the University of California.

just at the entrance to the park.

I feel like Martin Luther King

♪ Tears on my pillow ♪

This whole thing's gone way too far.

- Are you all right? - (sobs) I'm sorry.

Ah, well... that could take some explaining.

Who's Ronald Reagan?

Vendor: Would you folks mind holding it down?

of holding an elective office as a woman.

or the expectations that people have of me,