Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Aren't you forgetting something kind of important, Professor?

Professor! Professor Arturo.

You knew I had to come by

The men of this world are laboring under a political system

There's an election coming up

Face it, Professor, we are all tiptoeing

no bolo or string.

That clinches it, we're home.

to cry over nothing just by watching you.

I'm Lois Auchincloss, Mayor Ross's executive administrator.

You're a man. Does it speak to you?

Congratulations, Professor...

What do you mean, "boyfriend"? She didn't say anything about a boyfriend.

(yells) Ooh-hh!

No, no, no, no. I'm a journalist.

wars will resume, children will be killed.

It would be my pleasure to press your button.

Mayor Ross makes great play of the fact

You seem to possess a pretty radical outlook.

This is ridiculous. We'll divide it two ways.

They're always looking for new talent.

for a middle-aged professor of physics in the typing pool.

Okay, but, come on. Just because they buttered you up

as Ronald Reagan said, "I'd rather have been in Philadelphia."

In addition, we'll need you to wear nice clothing,

Don't you know how special you are?

- I know, I know. - I brought us some goodies for the slide.

So the job's fairly straightforward.

You all right, Professor?

You're a lucky guy. Thank you.

If only I could show them to you.

Little by little I'm getting even with you, Q-Ball...

(phone ringing)

he stonewalled.

You made your point, but come on!

Three ways. Four ways.

that will convince them not to elect me.

like right over there.