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but right now, I'm a nervous wreck.

Based on the exit polls, CNN just called it...

If you are born a male, you can only go so far,

"Gift"...that's a good word for it.

I could ask that same question.

What happened to your fine friend?

According to the almanac, the U.S. Congress,

Gender discrimination's no laughing matter,

Cook? Honey, what woman cooks?

Tell me the truth. Did you vote for him?

I think I can get you guys jobs!

then you're my slave for the whole next slide.

Professor: Wait a minute. I recognize this place.

Next you'll be telling me men should fly airplanes.

The network's still saying it's too close to call.

- Father: No. - Wait, come back.

Wade, can I talk to you for a minute?

- (beeping) - I'll go write a dignified concession speech for you.

I'm glad I caught you. You got a couple of minutes?

- I am extremely serious. - What about what you're always preaching?

♪ I just simply replied ♪

Or were you sent as a spy by that woman?

I'm gonna do something for you...

and make coffee for everybody...

- I'm Serena Braxton. - Rembrandt Brown.

The truth of the matter is, I cannot simply withdraw from this election.

10 seconds, Professor.

I'm not really sure.

I've been singing seven hours straight.

(scoffs) That's all I ever hear about

And look who's the Pope.

I got the impression she was sizing me up like a piece of meat.

the endless articles attacking my character

It seems they have no use

Head-to-head, single moderator, League of Men Voters.

The recent compromises in my health care reform...

But to allow one gender

They think if men regain control

Water's great, Q-Ball.

or men with beards, or phony English accents.

Nine days, five hours and 32 minutes.

Oh, yeah, I'm coming down for that coffee.

Well, maybe our journey's at an end. Take a look around.

Unbelievable! We've been waiting for nearly an hour.