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Unless we want to spend the night sleeping in the park,
If I'm a pick-up, how come I'm cooking dinner
I'd like you to meet a friend of mine.
First you buy me lunch, then you cook me this fabulous dinner.
incumbent Mayor Ross as the winner.
Why do you think? Look at these headlines.
Come here, sir, come here!
Thank you.
Now, we've got a month and a half until the next election.
We've got six and a half weeks on this world,
No society is perfect,
It's obvious.
They have open-mike night.
(staff applauding)
(moans)
That is not cheese.
All in due time.
Ah! A sign. A very good sign.
Hundreds of years ago, women got sick and tired
If we're home, they should be selling the best hot pretzels in the world.
News anchor on TV: And finally, tonight,
We have been turning over every stone
Ah-ah-ah, don't be too hasty, Mr. Mallory.
I'd sooner watch paint dry.
The day of the election coincides with the day of our departure.
where have you been all my life?
- She didn't even call me. - Are you gonna call her?
Don't get your boxers in a bunch. If you want to sing,
Mmm.
That stuff about his lack of academic credentials could only have come from you!
- It's kind of a long story. - He's unlike any man I've ever met.
Here comes the "brain trust." They don't look too happy. It's okay.
Whoa, back up. I'm a free agent.
My thinking on that matter
- Hello? - Quinn: Rembrandt?
- Amen! - Oh, yeah.
- You got the job, though? - I guess. I start tomorrow.
- I've got to talk to Arturo. - What am I supposed to say to Mayor Ross?
but I just want you to know...
ABC and NBC say CNN's all wrong!
Champagne, caviar, veal cordon bleu,
You've hit a nerve no one knew existed, except for us.
Professor: Gentlemen, I am the first to admit
Mayor Ross is leading Maximillian Arturo...
(groans) Mmm, Serena, baby.
My therapist says I'm still...
Remember, it is not about gender, it is about the future.
We'll need you to open the office around 8:30,
I got it.
How'd it go? I got the job!
regardless of who has the upper hand.
it's just the stress of the campaign