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The bloke that runs the thing came over and said, "allright, no professionals." I took my headset off and said, "I'm not a professional."

I'm not imagining any of it, but I do know what sort of.. I'm just..

- You know, he was a great detective and a fine actor. - Well maybe "Mr Toad" is affectionate.

I don't want all this, "What are you doing? How are you doing it?"

Your future hasn't happened yet. You shape it. You're in the driving seat.

Gone off Man Utd now have you

Gone off trying to make the North an independent state now, Have you?

Something like that?

Once, right, when Bruce Lee was filming, one of the extras just came over and just started a fight.

You know those people that came in, Ray and Jude that I had the meeting with?

- Fit body. Fit mind. - Good. Couple of things.

That was affectionate!

- Have you? - Yeah.

The line goes where I want it to go. Now if you can't improve your margin and your volume sales, with or without making people laugh -

and is happily married to a marine biologist.

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Is this why you're around all the time? Keeping tabs on me? Coz I don't need a babysitter.

- Maybe if you just sit down. - You're the boss.

I could see the people were going, "Oh my god! If that guy hits that ramp going at that speed, he's definitely dead."

I’ve been Mr Spencer. You’ve been the worst. Goodnight!

He said, "You're not a professional? I said "No". He said "Well you should be".

- Does that feel nice? - Yeah, but...

I'm just getting into yoga, for one thing, so..

- About five? - Five.

"Do not listen to them. Let's try a little exercise."

Who's to say if they weren't mucking around, having a laugh all the time, it would be much worse?

The Swindon lot don't seem to respect you.