Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

yeah i reckon that's true

Because nicknames are bad... names.

No. Judge me by my results.

Gone off humble bragging about your big empty house now, have you?

- Did your wages go through ok this month? - Yeah.

- You sure? - Yeah. I'm on a diet.

I'm thirty ni..you know. I'm in my 30s. But so what? At least I've got my health.

Tonight you've got two groups. They're both from Reading, I think.

- Your bird? What's her name? - Rachel?

- Tina a bit too much for you? - Possibly.

I said, "I'm not interested. I'm making shitloads out of computers."

- 'Cause of the beard? - Because he's...

- We'd better stay out of it. - Definitely. Wise.

It's not your computer, is it? It's Vodafone's.

- Here's your cheque. - Thanking you. Well, there you go.

Let me dispel a myth.

- Who's this who chatted with you? - What's this then? A mothers' meeting?

- What's going on here? - What does it look like?

Hello. Sorry, everybody.