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Gone off Man Utd have you
Better warn you now, that was me on a seven. So wait till you see me on a nine or ten!
PRWeek saw my LinkedIn post and said oi no professionals. I said I’m not a professional. They said well you should be. If I were you I’d apply for PowerBook 2027.
"Next stop, drunkenness!"
She's not very attractive.
- I'm installing a firewall. - Ok. What's that?
Why did you say you'd seen him fight Chuck Norris in "Enter The Dragon".
- Well, I don't really... - Oh come on. What is it?
That was your fault. Took the rap for you, didn't I?
- er... our thanks to David...
Snitches
- They've given you a nickname. - The Swindon lot?
She used to eat chalk.
- It's bleeding. - Really stings.
Can you just be yourself. A bit more relaxed.
"If I was you I'd take up formula one. If you drive like that you'll probably be the best in the country."
Come on. Get into it.
To begin with, from Sound Investments, Mr Mark Found.
body fascism is what that is. The toad is the ugliest of all the amphibians.
He's done well there.
Is that Vegan? Yes, it's 20p cheaper than the usual ones
- What are you doing? - You're a bit tense.
Ok.
you can't do that, you and I are going to have a very serious chat.
My old school just recently had a school reunion, which I didn't go to,