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My old school just recently had a school reunion, which I didn't go to,
- I'm installing a firewall. - Ok. What's that?
She's not very attractive.
"If I was you I'd take up formula one. If you drive like that you'll probably be the best in the country."
- What are you doing? - You're a bit tense.
you can't do that, you and I are going to have a very serious chat.
body fascism is what that is. The toad is the ugliest of all the amphibians.
"Next stop, drunkenness!"
She used to eat chalk.
Better warn you now, that was me on a seven. So wait till you see me on a nine or ten!
- They've given you a nickname. - The Swindon lot?
Why did you say you'd seen him fight Chuck Norris in "Enter The Dragon".
Ok.
Snitches
- It's bleeding. - Really stings.
He's done well there.
Is that Vegan? Yes, it's 20p cheaper than the usual ones
- Well, I don't really... - Oh come on. What is it?
Can you just be yourself. A bit more relaxed.
That was your fault. Took the rap for you, didn't I?
Come on. Get into it.
Gone off Man Utd have you
- er... our thanks to David...
To begin with, from Sound Investments, Mr Mark Found.