Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Native American wisdom.
Save us all a bit of time. If you don't think you can cut it.
I'm really sorry about that. Let me sort that for you now.
Well, uh.. think of me, stuck with... you should come for a laugh.
"If it's in you, I'll find it." That's actually what I do.
Yeah. We're just having a sneaky joint.
There you go. What is "better?" Coz I could show you a graph of people versus task, and where does the line go?
- Possibly. - Each his own. Each his own.
"You've achieved your goals. You're reaping the rewards." Sure, but..
- We'll just grab some food and go home. - Pizza?
- Yeah. Well done. - What did you think?
We all wake up and we go, "Oh, I ache. I'm not 18 anymore."
I am now going to make like a banana and split!
Look David, I'll tell you now. When I was managing the Swindon branch,
- Say your name. - Leroy.
"Hi, Gareth. Gareth. Insult me. Let me show you that sticks and stones may break my bones
- I mean does Dawn know that they can do their own post? - Dawn, they can do their own post tonight.
How I feel after hosting a webinar
- I thought I was Bluto? - Yeah. Bluto and Mr Toad.
- No. - You've not seen that?
Just shut up. Shut up.
The bloke that runs the thing came over and said, "alright, no professionals." I took my headset off and said, "I'm not a professional."
Well, partially decriminalised now anyway, isn't it? At last.
and then I'll go, "Right! you have to be thick-skinned in business."
Yeah? They're not helpful.
- So what are you doing tonight? - I think we're just gonna go to the pub.
He fights Bob Wall in both, but Norris is only in "Way Of The Dragon."
- No I can't do it myself. How long will it take you, out of interest? - It will take as long as it takes.
Well, with respect, David, I think you do.
and it's like... so that's up to you, I'm afraid.
Maybe if you just sit down
Gone off Twitter now ave ya
Are you familiar with the term, "laughter is the best medicine"?