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- You shagged her yet? - What?
Mr Toad..
- Yeah but everyone's using it. - What is it?
What were you worried about?
Don't talk to me like you've forgotten who's in charge here. Let me remind you I'm your boss, ok?
GONE OFF COVID NOW HAVE YOU
He used to eat sand
Yeah.
- Yea but it's not all up there, is it? - Most of it is.
I don't kiss and tell
- What did I say? - Hit cancel.
So I need someone just to carry my bag and organise...
- Oh that's good. So we can probably lose her altogether, can we? - What do you mean?
- They're using me.. for my.. you know.. - expertise.
All right, Simon? How's it going?
It’s bleeding Really stings
- Like what? - Specifically?
Gone off padel Now have you
- Dawn tells me she's shutting down the reception at five. - Well just half hour early today.
They can be very hurtful. Not to me - it's like water off a duck's back, but...
Before I go, though, promise me you'll remember one thing.
MR TOAD?
I'm not interested in that, David. I get the impression that you'd rather be popular than steer the ship in the right direction.
- Bluto. - The villain from Popeye?
Don't look over your neighbours fence and go, "Ooh he's got a better car. Ooh he's got a more attractive wife."
I go along and I just point out what you've already got. I'm like a spiritual guide.
- We're going out about 4 o'clock aren't we? - Yeah.
Just remember...
Don't know what you were all worried about