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And may the Force be with you.
Come on, Tina.
Oh, nice to meet you. I'm-I'm Dave. This is Calvin.
[rooster clucking]
How about you? Did you have a good nap?
Yeah, but this-this is different.
I mean, if you ask me, it's just plain selfish.
Yeah, me, too.
It's okay. I forgive you.
Ah, thanks.
and you can't kill a rooster?
His apartment doesn't have a washer and dryer.
Yeah. Get yourself a dog.
but I'm not as hard-core as I look.
Oh, why not?
Oh, well, I-I've never heard of the sugar cartels.
Oh, Mama, you didn't have to come all the way over here.
You know what they say.
Hey, this came while you guys were out,
See, Star Trektakes place
Respect, respect.
I don't want to say.
congratulations, Dave.Well, for what?
How's it going out here?
I never said that.
A pillow? W-Why a pillow?
we're gonna rip open the pillow and throw feathers
Ow! No!
[laughs]