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Whoa, is that a rooster?
Yeah, man, why are you walking your dinner?
Look, I know this is gonna be hard for you to believe,
I'm half asleep already.
Uh, I-I'm sorry, Calvin.
only eating from my organic vegetable garden,
[Beaker crows]
That's a real pet. [laughs]
Yeah.
he was gone.
It ain't easy being squeezy.
Great, then you'll do something about it?
Damn it, Dave.
payback!
Go, go, go!
This dude smokes a lot of weed.No.
when you could've been doing it your damn self?
and cared for him and...
From now on, I'm eating my toast dry!
Oh, hey, everybody.
Oh, mama's log:
Would he? I got you to stop mowing your lawn
You're right, Mama.
Well, that's wonderful, baby.
I don't want to play God.
Shut up, Beaker. Stop rubbing it in!