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Okay, Calvin, you can't just go over there and kill Beaker.
To give you a reason to learn how to do your own laundry.
Yeah, seriously, though, man, what's up with the rooster?
and no one around here is getting any sleep.
He actually looks pretty comfortable.
Yeah.
Let me show you how a gangsta takes out a bird.
a Romulan and a Borg.
The embarrassing ship has sailed.
Why can't Martydo his own laundry?
You know what? You're right.
[laughs]
at which point, I'm sure he's gonna be very reasonable.
to a good night's sleep.
[knock on door]
I'm coming!
D-Dave, please. He'd be a fool to fall for that.
welcome to the neighborhood.
Calvin, just hold on.
Don't you mean second best friend?
It pairs so much better with revenge.
Throw out the butter!
CALVIN: Oh.
And I don't want him having to lug all his dirty laundry
Getting rid of Beaker would upset
Hey, Malcolm, what can I say, man?
No, I am not happy.