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I'm an eggplant!
I am a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift.
Oh, yeah, routine surgery.
There's nothing funny about that.
- Oh, they love to do zipper jobs. - Kramer.
I’m off the Rams
The planets of our solar system incinerating...
My voice is my passport. Verify me
Just take the pillow and put it over my face.
Well...
Lupus? Is it lupus?!
You see, taste buds run on grooves along surfaces.
...you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage.
What?
...always thinks they're well, no matter how bad they are.
...I lived with the Eskimos many years ago...
All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?
...like flaming globes, Zigmond!
I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever.
George.
I didn't take your Chuckle!
- Pull over! - Pull over?
Yes. Yes, I am.
What, kind of like this?
Well, you simply haven't had a heart attack.
I'm off hot water
- What, kind of like this? - What...? What are you...?
Wait a second.
He's not just gonna fix the tonsils and the adenoids.
Too much dairy? You really think I'm eating too much dairy.
Then you have another type of person...
EVERY TIME I SEE TRUMP AT HIS "LOOK AT ME" BRIEFING, I THINK OF "THE HEALER" ON SEINFELD...
That's like asking, Where's Waldo?
Yeah, that's what they told me the last time.