Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I think that's what killed Curly.

That's interesting, because no one in my family has their tonsils.

Don't mess with Johnny.

You know, the really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing.

I have a friend who's a hypochondriac. Always thinks he's sick, never is.

Fax me some halibut?

Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite.

...before a heart attack becomes like a headache.

I had five Chuckles. I ate the green one and the yellow one, and the red one is missing.

Here, I brought you something.

Is everything all right?

"Fax me some halibut"

...ate like an animal for two weeks.

- Pull over. - Pull over?

You're eating too much dairy.

Tor. He'll fix you right up.

Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show?

As an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?

I'm gonna do a whole Zen thing.

You know this type of person? Very annoying. Feel great.

Yes, with a knife. You know, snip, snip.

- What are you doing? - I was gonna kiss you good night.

Suddenly, boom! Next thing you know...

- I don't even like Chuckles! - Maybe he doesn't like them.

- Hey, watch out! - Watch out!