Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here, I brought you something.
You're eating too much dairy.
I had five Chuckles. I ate the green one and the yellow one, and the red one is missing.
- I don't even like Chuckles! - Maybe he doesn't like them.
As an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?
"Fax me some halibut"
Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite.
Yes, with a knife. You know, snip, snip.
Is everything all right?
Tor. He'll fix you right up.
Snip snip
Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show?
Fax me some halibut?
Hey.
You know, the really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing.
...before a heart attack becomes like a headache.
That's interesting, because no one in my family has their tonsils.
I'm gonna do a whole Zen thing.
...ate like an animal for two weeks.
...four grand?
Don't mess with Johnny.
Excuse me.
I think that's what killed Curly.
Suddenly, boom! Next thing you know...
- What are you doing? - I was gonna kiss you good night.
I have a friend who's a hypochondriac. Always thinks he's sick, never is.
You know this type of person? Very annoying. Feel great.
- Hey, watch out! - Watch out!
- Pull over. - Pull over?
My heart!