Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I value all cultures equally highly.
What is this? Sumer in the 30s?
...but when those State Department dweebs see just how good ISIS really is...
Chet! Onions!
...and it's clear. That's the good news.
If Chet gets his incompetent thumb out of his equally incompetent ass!
Should you be flaming in here? You know...
I so can't relate to that.
Remind me not to piss you off.
Oh. I'm doing a special seating for diplomats
And way, way more importantly...
Okay. But I am not spitting in your face.
the same
Wait, a dog ate a tourist? What? That was ambiguously worded.
Want me to prep the 'shrooms? No, you do the aubergines.
Bon appétit.
The only threat around here is-- Dying of thirst, apparently.
No, I started with the freshest ingredients, like--
- Keep trying. - Ugh!
Yes. Please.
Tell him, Chi.
...and got ISIS hired to do security.
And here you are, Mr. Ambassador. I prefer to be called Your Excellency.
...I'd love to go over the-- Menu, I know, let's--
Suit yourself. But trust me, you are gonna want a melon baller.